theslumpgod: which one of you fags threw a bar of soap at me in the hall today
xanxiety: whoever it was did the lord's work
smokepurpp: jesus christ himself dropped a bar of soap down from the heavens to get your musty ass to shower
theslumpgod: i got hit in the head with a bar of soap and i almost became gazzy
lilpumpjetskii: dam you could of got a conclusion
theslumpgod: ik one of yall did that shit
theslumpgod: which one of yall did it
trippieredd: it was jah lmao
xxxtentacion: ok snitching ass😐
xxxtentacion: leave the snitching to omar damn
smokepurpp: stfu
lilpumpjetskii: lmaooo it wuz jasseh i sawed him threw it at stock💀💀💀💀
xxxtentacion: STOP SNITCHING ON ME
theslumpgod: throwing soap at people isn't very positive now is it jah?
xxxtentacion: smelling like a port a potty isnt positive either and i'm trying to get you to smell good by throwing soap at you
xxxtentacion: so your negative actions cancel out my negative actions because pemdas
gothboigus: jah i thought your phone was broken
xxxtentacion: it was
xxxtentacion: but somebody dropped their phone in the hall so i swiped that shit 💀
theslumpgod: stealing? now that's not very positive
xxxtentacion: i didn't steal it, i summoned it to my hand😊
theslumpgod: nigga...
xanxiety: hey has anybody seen metri's phone?
xanxiety: he said he dropped it in the hall earlier and somebody stole it when he came back to get it
trippieredd: big oof
gothboigus: i-
tracyminajj: kimetrius is about to file a civil lawsuit against you jah💀💀💀💀
xxxtentacion: oooh this kimetrius phone?
xxxtentacion: now i see why there's so many nudes of diego in the camera roll
xxxtentacion: im finna go in their texts brb
xanxiety: i-
xanxiety: why you have to expose me
xanxiety: it's not that many nudes😐
xxxtentacion: ohhh so diego you a freak freak huh
xanxiety: you literally fucked me once why are you acting surprised
xxxtentacion: yeah but
xxxtentacion: you wasn't this much of a hoe when we fucked💀 i remember i felt bad bc i felt like i took your innocence but little did i know yous a hoe
gothboigus: bars🔥🔥🔥🔥
xxxtentacion: these texts im-
xxxtentacion: ki is such a headass. "wHaT WoUlD YoU dO If i WaS ThErE"
jaredwrld: mbn to be headass
trippieredd: lmao thats the most basic fuckboy line-
xxxtentacion: ki's dick looks so weird
xxxtentacion: why is his dick pink💀💀
smokepurpp: bc he's white duh
xanxiety: omg leave his dick alone😭
xxxtentacion: i just watched a video of diego playing with a vibrator i-
xxxtentacion: why is this lowkey hot af-
lilpumpjetskii: sned it two me👀 for reserch purpisses
xanxiety: yes send it to gazzy
xanxiety: even tho both of yall have seen me like that before 💀
lilpumpjetskii: bicth idc you find af😍💞
xanxiety: 💞💞💞
lilpumpjetskii: im stilling kumitrees phone necks
xxxtentacion: not only are yall some freaks but yall headass af
xxxtentacion: ki really sends diego paragraphs every day
xxxtentacion: mbn to have a boyfriend that's actually nice to you
theslumpgod: yeah its not like you call me musty and fat every day
xxxtentacion: you are tho💀
smokepurpp: ok but we been knew that diego and metri are headass and freaky af
smokepurpp: is there any good tea
smokepurpp: do they talk shit about me
xxxtentacion: metri said you're built like bigfoot and diego laughed
smokepurpp: BIGFOOT?????
smokepurpp: see y'all tryna get beat up
smokepurpp: what else they said
xxxtentacion: diego said i'm shaped lik-
xxxtentacion: see diego ima beat the lisp out of you
xxxtentacion: talmbout "jahseh is shaped like taz from looney tunes😭😭😭"
xxxtentacion: and your lisping ass is shaped like bugs bunny and you got teeth like him fym
xanxiety: jah, ki said he wants his phone back
xxxtentacion: tell him i said what's the magic word
xanxiety: you triangle built ass nigga give me my mf phone back for i press charges on your alien looking ass - kimetrius
xanxiety: we all know you cant afford to go to jail again so just give me my shit back
xanxiety: and stop saying my dick looks weird
xxxtentacion: BUT IT DOES
xanxiety: that's not positive
theslumpgod: shole isn't
xanxiety: and stoke
xanxiety: pls take a shower
theslumpgod: stfu before i tell jah to flush your phone down the toilet
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
