gothboigus: so i woke up to jah's mom beating me with a broom how was your morning?
smokepurpp: cleo doing the lords work i see
trippie1400: WHAT
heroinfather: IM SORRY I FORGOT TO TELL HER YOU WERE STAYING OVER
heroinfather: SHE THOUGHT YOU BROKE IN
theslumpgod: stop lying
theslumpgod: did you or did you not say "ma a crackhead broke in and is sleeping on the couch"
heroinfather: ....
heroinfather: you aint have to expose me like that
gothboigus: smh 😕
gothboigus: #leavegusalone
heroinfather: even after my mama beat you it took forever for your ass to leave
heroinfather: this nigga made me check the bushes to make sure omar wasn't hiding there
heroinfather: whew chile the suburbs
theslumpgod: i still cant believe your ass ran all the way from your house to jah's house
theslumpgod: jah live like 3 miles away from your ass
gothboigus: MY LIFE WAS IN DANGER STOKELEY
smokepurpp: boy shut your dramatic ass up i wasnt really finna kill you
gothboigus: YOU PULLED UP ON ME WITH A STAPLE GUN
gothboigus: A S T A P L E GUN
trippie1400: lmao gus was finna get staple whipped
xanxiety: poor gussy 😭
xanxiety: you should have came over my house
cloudyskies: and came on his face^
cloudyskies: or mine 🤤
xanxiety:
theslumpgod: ok wtf is it with yall two and threesomes
theslumpgod: like is that yalls kink or
xanxiety: yeah basically
cloudyskies: i like the way diego looks when he takes dick and diego likes when i watch him take dick
cloudyskies: it's simple
xanxiety: sometimes kimetrius bottoms too🌚
xanxiety: not for me obviously but he does
xanxiety: he bottomed for gus🌚
heroinfather: lmao metri's spider built ass taking dick💀💀💀💀
trippie1400: right💀💀💀💀💀
heroinfather: i would laugh at gus being a top but he so damn skinny that if he took a dick he might break in half
gothboigus: jah stop bullying me before i become jared😞😞😞
tayk47shawty: so basically yall like sharing dick and stds
tayk47shawty: sounds about white
cloudyskies: IM MIXEDDDDDD
xanxiety: AND IM MEXICAN
xanxiety: i speak fluent spanish you comedor de culo
xanxiety: that means ass eater btw😊
tayk47shawty: you speak fluent lisp too
tayk47shawty: you billie eyelash looking ass mf
gothboigus: ok dont do billie
lilpumpjetskii: deigo really dose look like billy💀💀💀💀
smokepurpp: lmaooooo he said billie eyelash
heroinfather: 💀💀💀💀
heroinfather: im actually surprised tay know who billie is
trippie1400: right tbh💀
ybnnahmir:
ybnnahmir: billie is just diego with a wig on: a conspiracy
cloudyskies: nah she not as fine as diego is🤤🤤
cloudyskies:
cloudyskies: look at my babyyyy
cloudyskies: ugh i want him to swallow all of my kids
ybnnahmir: he looks like he swallowed a smurf's kids💀💀💀
lilpumpjetskii: nicole so damn mean💀💀
smokepurpp: not to be messy but he actually looks like he swallowed jahseh kids oop🌚
heroinfather: i didnt even have blue hair back then oop🌚
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]