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heroinfather: stoke
heroinfather: stokeley
heroinfather: stokes
heroinfather: chokeley
heroinfather: pokeley
heroinfather: daddy
theslumpgod: yea?
heroinfather: ykw-
heroinfather: anyways remember when we helped set up michael and jared
theslumpgod: yesssss
theslumpgod: ever since we got michael ugly ass some dick he been less aggy
heroinfather: be nice
theslumpgod: bE niCe
theslumpgod: nigga you tried to kill jared on more than one occasion
heroinfather: my scissors fell 😐
theslumpgod: mhm
heroinfather: anyway i think we need to open up our matchmaking service again
theslumpgod: oh i see what you thinking
heroinfather: mhm
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heroinfather has added theslumpgod, smokepurpp and lilpumpjetskii to "maricónes"
smokepurpp: ?????
lilpumpjetskii: wtf is yall doing
heroinfather: we have questions
lilpumpjetskii: oh hell naw
lilpumpjetskii: we not with that quiz shit
lilpumpjetskii: fuk skool
theslumpgod: great going jahseh look what you did
lilpumpjetskii: *jasseh
heroinfather: i didnt do shi-
heroinfather: ok stockly
heroinfather: anyway this is our matchmaking service
theslumpgod: creating happy couples since 2018
theslumpgod: when we get done omar's favorite columbian dish will be el culo de gazzy
heroinfather: el culo de jahseh is a better dish just saying
theslumpgod: we been knew
theslumpgod: nobody can have it but me😤
heroinfather: of course daddy😩
theslumpgod: now lets leave the chat
heroinfather: fuck the retardedness out of gazzy for me
heroinfather has left the chat
theslumpgod has left the chat
smokepurpp: "your favorite dish will become el culo de gazzy" headass
smokepurpp: like that aint already my favorite dish
smokepurpp: i eat it every day😊
lilpumpjetskii: papiiiiiiiii stop im in public
smokepurpp: bebé tell me what your favorite cuban dish is
lilpumpjetekii: el pinga de omarrrrrr
smokepurpp: that's what i thought😊
lilpumpjetskii: ahora ponlo en mi garganta
smokepurpp: oh?
smokepurpp: aint you in public
lilpumpjetskii: not no more
lilpumpjetskii: im home now
lilpumpjetskii: i need you nowwwwww papí
smokepurpp: ven paca
lilpumpjetski: ok papi
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
