where jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality.
[published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
cloudyskies: so what are y'all new years resolutions?
trippieredd: to stop being ugly
trippieredd: hit my cash app so i can get lip injections or sumn idk
jaredwrld: if you don't quit calling yourself ugly i stg
trippieredd: i'll stop calling myself ugly when you stop saying mbn
jaredwrld:.......😔
jaredwrld: mbn to stop saying mbn😔
lilpumpjetskii: my new yeres reservation is to stop looking down on dumb peepul. it's not they're fault they werent blessed with being as enteligent as me
lilpumpjetskii: im going to use my gift of enteligents to teech retarts like yall to be smart liek me💙💙💙💙
wifisfuneral: uh huh you do that gazzy
lilpumpjetskii: *gazi
lilpumpjetskii: o and omar's reservation is to stop being sew messy all the time and be more positive💙
smokepurpp: says who? im not messy
smokepurpp: i just be stating facts
smokepurpp: now jahmier is one messy nigga
comethazine: no im not bitch
comethazine: i accidentally exposed metri ONCE and it didnt even cause that much drama
smokepurpp: daniel literally posessed diego because of you fym
theslumpgod: both yall niggas messy now stfu
theslumpgod: ian making no new years resolutions that shit lame
theslumpgod: what i need to change about myself anyway?
xxxtentacion: hmm, well you're a bully, you smell like shit, and you're a cheeseburger away from morbid obesity💙
theslumpgod: thanks jah you always know what to say to make me feel good, what would i ever do without you💙
xxxtentacion: ily stokey💙💙💙 you might be a fat, stinky bully but you're MY fat, stinky bully💙💙💙💙💙
comethazine: stoke's new year resolution needs to be to take a shower every day
theslumpgod: and your new years resolution needs to be to kys bitch
theslumpgod: maybe you can blow your brains out after the ball drops💙
comethazine: i-
xanxiety: iM nOt a BuLlY
xanxiety: smh stoke is so unpositive
theslumpgod: ian a bully, y'all just sensitive af
xxxtentacion: maybe your resolution should be to be more positive💙
xxxtentacion: i'm already influencing everybody else to accept love and positivity in their lives, you should start too💙
theslumpgod: jah i love your dorito built ass but i am not joining your cult
xxxtentacion: 😔
xxxtentacion: wait, cult?
theslumpgod: yes nigga, a cult
xxxtentacion: the positivity club is not a cult
xxxtentacion: i havent started a cult since 5th grade
smokepurpp: 5th grade-
xxxtentacion: yeah, remember when my mama said she had enough of this shit after what happened in the 5th grade? it was bc i started a cult
jaredwrld: mbn to start a cult
gothboigus: more like mbn to be in a cult, i always wanted to be in one
tracyminajj: same tbh
trippieredd: jah you can't just say you started a cult and leave it at that
trippieredd: share w the class
xanxiety: ^
comethazine: ^
gothboigus: ^^^^^
xxxtentacion: okay so
xxxtentacion: back when i was a fetus i had an idea to start a cult after i watched a documentary on one the night before
xxxtentacion: so i recruited some of my closest friends and we formed a cult. we were called "the church of hope"
xxxtentacion: we practiced small satanic rituals together. we started off by sacrificing shit like insects and offering them up to our father lucifer, and all the while i convinced other kids to join the cult by using brainwashing tactics.
xxxtentacion: soon we were about to perform our first human sacrifice because we wanted to make satan happy.
xxxtentacion: so we decided to sacrifice this one nigga that always reminded the teacher to collect the homework, and who spread a rumor that i used to shove pencils up my ass. nobody liked him, so we decided he was the perfect person to be offered up to lucifer.
xxxtentacion: so during recess one day, we cornered him and pressed him up against the slide. i got the biggest rock i could find. i could barely pick it up because it was so heavy, and i was about to bash his head in...
xxxtentacion: then the teacher caught us :(((
jaredwrld:
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cloudyskies: iono about this one chief
gothboigus: i wish i was the boy you almost killed sigh
xxxtentacion: lmfao i was such a bad ass kid💀💀💀
theslumpgod: nigga that's beyond being bad
theslumpgod: you was finna bash a nigga head in with a rock-
xxxtentacion: yeah i was such a naughty boy you should spank me😊
lilpumpjetskii: jasseh you shood half killed him and smeared his blood on your face
xxxtentacion: thats what i was going to do💙
xxxtentacion: seeing the blood of my enemies makes my dick jump with joy💙💙💙
wifisfuneral: see jah just ain't it
wifisfuneral: like in general he aint it.
comethazine: wow izzy im heartbroken💔
comethazine: thats why im leaving your backwood built ass in 2018
