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ONE HUNDRED & THIRTY SEVEN

trippieredd: so me and metri aren't brothers and i'm sad

cloudyskies: wait what?

cloudyskies: how did you figure that out?

cloudyskies: my dad knows your mom and you're from ohio and your name is michael-

theslumpgod: because we all know, being from ohio is more accurate than any dna test

cloudyskies: this isn't your turn to talk stoke

trippieredd: ok so after i got back from dinner last night and i told my mom i was at my dad's she was like "oh.....your dad has been in jail for 15 years and he's not getting out any time soon" so basically what she's saying is your dad isn't my dad

cloudyskies: that dont mean shit smh, how we know the nigga in jail is really your father?

trippieredd: idk but she also said she doesn't know your dad so

cloudyskies: BUT I THOUGHT SHE DID

cloudyskies: I THOUGHT WE WERE BROTHERS

cloudyskies: smh now i'm sad

trippieredd: me too :(

gothboigus: metri don't you already have 2 brothers and a sister?

cloudyskies: yes but i wanna find this mystery brother i have

cloudyskies: on the bright side at least this makes the fact that i asked michael to have a threesome with diego and i once way less awkward

trippieredd: nick is my cousin, i'm used to yeehaw shit unfortunately

lilpumpjetskii: speeking ov deigo how did dinner go

xanxiety: it was good. i felt really nervous at first but metri's family really seems to like me :)

xanxiety: and michael brought jared and jared wouldn't stop saying "mbn to have a family that actually likes you" 

theslumpgod: damn everybody was at metri's house last night huh

xxxtentacion: more like mbn to have a family to even have thanksgiving with bc everybody in my family hates each other :)

xxxtentacion: i was banned from coming to thanksgiving dinner after last year bc i tried to contribute and cook and my auntie said that my sweet potatoes were unseasoned because of  "all them white friends i got"  so i said "you know what else my white friends know how to do?" and i tried to stab her💙

xxxtentacion: i said i was going to use her blood to baste the turkey 

smokepurpp: weird flex but okay

xanxiety: jah can you not talk about stabbing people for one day

lilpumpjetskii: ooh jasseh you shood half throwed pepper in her eye an said "hows this for unseasoned"

lilpumpjetskii: ore you shood half roastid her arm after cutteng it off and made her eat it

smokepurpp: gazzy you're not helping

xxxtentacion: gazzy you are helping thanks i'll remember that next time

xxxtentacion: stay positive i love you💙

lilpumpjetskii: i love you two jasseh stay positive💙

lilpumpjetskii has changed the group name to "💙positive negus💙"