where jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality.
[published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
xanxiety: "today i got time cuz" is officially the new "i got shootas and hittas from every set"
trippieredd: please don't tell me gus actually said that.....
xanxiety: he sure did
jaredwrld: what happened? me and michael missed everything bc i was finding his wallet
smokepurpp: "finding his wallet" you know you was clapping his albino cheeks
jaredwrld: it's very nice to clap albino cheeks
trippieredd: it's not nice to miss the fight :/
jaredwrld: tru. mbn to see the fight😔
tracyminajj: there wasn't even a fight
tracyminajj: what happened was gus "pulled up" on stoke during lunch and started saying the speech that omar wrote for him
tracyminajj: and let me just say it's very obvious omar wrote this shit.....tf is a "knewed"
cloudyskies: "i would advice you to leave me alone if you knewed what's good for you"
smokepurpp: man shut y'all asses up. i told yall gazzy wrote part of it
lilpumpjetskii: i showl deed!!!
tracyminajj: so anyway, gus is giving the speech, stoke is pretending to be unbothered while he's stinking up the cafeteria, gazzy is adlibbing the speech like he's takeoff or something, and jah is in the background screaming "call him a nigger next!!!!"
tracyminajj: then out of nowhere gus started crying and apologizing to stoke. stoke didn't even get up or swing at him or even threaten him, he just burst out crying and started giving a second speech about how he was just playing this whole time and it was all omar's idea
tracyminajj: and omar is like "no stick to the script!!!!! i chase my own tail for fun arf arf!!!!" or some shit while gus was apologizing and shit
tracyminajj: then kimetrius came out of nowhere and started threatening to sue people and by then everybody just left
trippieredd: smh rip savage gus
gothboigus: savage gus never existed
gothboigus: stoke i still think you're a musty bully but please don't hurt me
gothboigus: today i don't got time cuz 😔
smokepurpp: smh why didn't you stick to the script
gothboigus: BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING SCARED OMAR
gothboigus: i am a frail white kid from the suburbs who has never been in a fight in my life. i just wanted to stand up for myself but it went too far :(
xanxiety: at least you didn't end up like jared
theslumpgod: he woulda ended up worse than jared if he woulda touched me
gothboigus: stokeley please don't hurt me, it was all omar's idea hurt him
smokepurpp: so we snitching now
smokepurpp: the only thing that was my idea was the script and you running up on stoke
smokepurpp: and half of the shit on the script was gazzy's idea
gothboigus: EXACTLY
trippieredd: imagine going along with something omar told you to do
trippieredd: L
gothboigus: it could be worse, at least i didn't take jahseh's ideas into consideration
xxxtentacion: you should have
xxxtentacion: smh why didn't you call him a dirty plantation nigger like i said
gothboigus: bc....... no
gothboigus: that ain't it
xxxtentacion: you shoulda let your inner pewdiepie out to match your outer pewdiepie😔
gothboigus: YKW
xxxtentacion: what you need to do is you need to buy a cotton field and turn it into a plantation. then buy stokeley and make him your slave. then you win the beef
theslumpgod: wow jah this is so positive💙
xxxtentacion: ikr💙💙💙💙💙 💙 💙 💙💙 💙 💙 💙
cloudyskies: so far we've had savage jared, savage gazzy and savage gus. who's next?
lilpumpjetskii: who tf is "savage gazzy" it's LIL GAZI VERT hoe
lilpumpjetskii: i wheel sackrefice your wyte ass
lilpumpjetskii: ima go jasseh on yall negus😤
gothboigus: i want savage diego next
lilpumpjetskii: YES SAVAGE DEIGO
xanxiety: huh
lilpumpjetskii: deigo please turn savage for us
xanxiety:.......no
xxxtentacion: yes
xxxtentacion: i'll even put my positivity to the side for now and give you savage lessons
theslumpgod: jah don't entertain this-
xanxiety: we need savage jah back
trippieredd: savage jah is just regular jah fym
trippieredd: did he or did he not say the other day he stabbed a bunch of random niggas in walmart?
xxxtentacion: y'all aint know? it was on the news last year. they didn't identify that it was me tho
xxxtentacion: they got one thing wrong tho. they said i stabbed 3 people...it wasn't 3, it was 8.
cloudyskies: nigga-
xanxiety:
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lilpumpjetskii: oh so jasseh was reely going jasseh on negus that dei huh-
lilpumpjetskii: 8 peepul-
jaredwrld: mbn to get stabbed in walmart
xxxtentacion: oh calm down it was only 8 people
xxxtentacion: but that don't matter now bc im positive💙💙 now i'm about to go hug 8 random people in walmart bye
lilpumpjetskii: no jasseh cum back we need you to help deigo be savage
smokepurpp has changed the group name to "thavage thiego"
theslumpgod: man that mf gon be spitting everywhere
theslumpgod: ykw we do need savage diego
theslumpgod: that way when he eventually tries the wrong one and gets his ass beat, whoever beats him up is gon knock his teeth straight
