xxxtentacion: so the field trip to hell has been cancelled
gothboigus: nooooooooo
lilpumpjetskii: :((((((
lilpumpjetskii: how will we stoop danyall and kordei noe?
xxxtentacion: switching realms is a lot of work 😐 i'm too tired to do allat rn
xxxtentacion: but i brought out my ouija board to talk to them and told them to cut that shit out
xxxtentacion: btw, cordae said he was only haunting us for fun bc he was bored
and he still loves us and he misses us. it's tay and nick he hatesgothboigus: awwww cordae is such a pure ghost
xxxtentacion: but he also wants us to stop saying cordied bc it hurts his feelings
theslumpgod: ghosts be sensitive af these days
theslumpgod: just look at gus
gothboigus: i'm not even sensitive, you're just a musty bully
gothboigus: anyway what did daniel say
xxxtentacion: he said...very loudly mind you...that he wants michael back and he will haunt us until he gets to be with him again
trippieredd: tf
trippieredd: tf he gon do, resurrect himself so he can be with me
xxxtentacion: no he wants you to kys
trippieredd: tbh he might just get his wish *unsent*
trippieredd: lmao tfffffff this nigga is crazy even in death
trippieredd: alexa play obsessed
theslumpgod: tbh michael you might have to just take one for the team....
xxxtentacion: STOKELEY
theslumpgod: im just playing damn
theslumpgod: so....is he gon keep haunting us or nah
xxxtentacion: nah at least for now
cloudyskies: aye so fuck all that ghost shit real quick
cloudyskies: i have a new dog yall
cloudyskies:
xanxiety: awwwwww
xanxiety: idk which is cuter😞
xanxiety: you or the dog😞
gothboigus: AWWWW
theslumpgod: this warms my nonexistant heart
xxxtentacion: omg its so cute :/
xxxtentacion: ima steal it like i stole your phone :/
trippieredd: jah-
cloudyskies: what should i name my dog?
smokepurpp has left the chat
trippieredd: LMFAO
tracyminajj: lmao he said "not today"
tracyminajj: a mood tbh
lilpumpjetskii: he tide of yall calleng him a doge dam :/
trippieredd: *cries in reptile*
xanxiety: tbh we should stop calling omar a dog
xanxiety: dogs are actually cute
xanxiety: meanwhile omar is....unfortunate looking at best
lilpumpjetskii has added smokepurpp to "positivity gc💙"
smokepurpp: nigga your teeth are unfortunate looking at best
smokepurpp: your teeth look like they all fighting to be your front teeth
xanxiety: i can always get braces. you just ugly and nothing is gon fix that💀
smokepurpp: i love how diego spelled backwards is go die
smokepurpp: bc thats what you need to do
theslumpgod: yo ass need to stop spelling shit backwards
jaredwrld: mbn to go die
trippieredd: ^
trippieredd: but omar sweetie.....
trippieredd: when gazzy sucks your dick does he also suck out your braincells?
cloudyskies: "omar spelled backwards is amor"
tracyminajj: "builted"
xxxtentacion: "3+3 is 8"
smokepurpp: "i fuck myself with knives"
smokepurpp: oh wait that was jahseh not me my bad
xxxtentacion: kink shaming isn't positive
smokepurpp: is throwing it back on a knife positive? thought so
jaredwrld: real shit tho why do omar and diego hate each other so much all of a sudden
jaredwrld: i been noticing all they do is flame each other all day now
tracyminajj: cuz they both love gazzy
tracyminajj: its michael vs stoke all over again
gothboigus: oh no
lilpumpjetskii: they dont reely hate each other
lilpumpjetskii: i would have bended sayed something if they deed
smokepurpp: ^
smokepurpp: diego is annoying but i don't hate him lmfao we be playing
xanxiety: i really do think omar looks like a ginny pig with down syndrome but we cool
trippieredd: what is a "ginny" pig
cloudyskies: diego baby no
cloudyskies: its guinea pig
xanxiety: no guinea is a country
xanxiety: ginny pigs are another word for hamsters
cloudyskies: not even the same species baby
cloudyskies: guinea pigs are rats
smokepurpp: no they're no-
gothboigus: kimetrius michael foose i really hope you're joking
cloudyskies: damn you aint have to bring out middle names on a nigga :/
theslumpgod: now kumitrees....
trippieredd: we have finally reached the point where everybody has become their bfs
trippieredd: metri and omar are just as dumb as diego and gazzy at this point
trippieredd: stoke is just as psychopathic as jah
trippieredd: i'm just as sad as jared
trippieredd: and gus and tracy aint been together long enough for them to become each other but it'll happen
tracyminajj: you mean to tell me i'll become a skeleton?
gothboigus: no it means i'll turn into a mean ass bitch like you at some point :/
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sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]