jaredwrld: almost got shot by a krip today
xxxtentacion:
trippie1400: oh no baby are you okay
jaredwrld: yea that nigga dropped his gun when he ran after me💀💀💀
jaredwrld: he lowkey looked like taymor ugly ass
tayk47shawty: nigga that was me
tayk47shawty: you lucky my fingers slipped or else you woulda been bleeding fr fr
jaredwrld: your lil bill faceass really tried to snipe me
jaredwrld: but i did the dash
jaredwrld: and some other krips chased me
theslumpgod: maybe youll stop dressing like a fire hydrant now
theslumpgod: im surprised omar hasnt pissed on you yet
smokepurpp: what
smokepurpp: why would i piss on him that's dirty as hell
lilpumpjetskii: he tryna say you a doge cause doges be piseing on fye hidrents
smokepurpp: OHHHHH
lilpumpjetskii: no ofence omar but you lowky slow😐
lilpumpjetskii: im stardieng to think im the smart won in our reletionchip
smokepurpp: ykw-
theslumpgod: sad part is he's right
smokepurpp: that's cute can you go take a shower for me
trippie1400: wow jared almost died and yall don't even kare :(
cloudyskies: yeah we don't
ybnnahmir: we sure dont
xanxiety: do yall hear sumn
xxxtentacion: what's a jarad
xxxtentacion: is that a new oreo flavor
ybnnahmir: i just realized that jah is the only one who calls jared jarad
ybnnahmir: not even michael does and thats his bf💀💀💀
trippie1400: kuz tf is a jarad
trippie1400: that shit ugly af
trippie1400: thats like if my name was really mikeall
lilpumpjetskii: .....it is lmao
trippie1400: gazzy we dont have time for you today
ybnnahmir: tbh half the niggas in here got weird ass names
ybnnahmir: tf is a kiMetRiUs💀💀💀
trippie1400: tf is a GaZzY
ybnnahmir: tf is a sTokeLeY
trippie1400: tf is a jAhSeH
ybnnahmir: tf is a gUsTav
trippie1400: tf is a TaYmOr
ybnnahmir: see this what we not finna do
ybnnahmir: tays name is cute
theslumpgod: at least i dont have no basic ass name like nick or michael💀💀💀💀
xxxtentacion: lmao right
xxxtentacion: i bet when somebody call yall niggas yall gotta be like "which one"
theslumpgod: right baby drag them
theslumpgod: i agree about kimetrius tho wtf is a kimetrius
tayk47shawty: imagine being named kimetrius💀💀💀
tayk47shawty: ugly ass name
trippie1400: imagine getting gunned down by a nigga named kimetrius
smokepurpp: that's an L
cloudyskies: ok first of all
cloudyskies: "stokeley" sounds like a name from the hunger games💀💀💀
cloudyskies: and nobody under the age of 30 should be named omar💀💀💀💀
xanxiety: he's like 25 so hes halfway there
smokepurpp: i'm 19 for one
smokepurpp: for two out of everybody you could pick to drag for their names you pick me💀💀💀💀
lilpumpjetskii: rite like wat is a kumitrees
ybnnahmir: cum eat tree us
cloudyskies: whats a gazzy
cloudyskies: oh no im farting a lot i feel a little gazzy headass
cloudyskies: lets go to the gaz station looking ass
xanxiety:💀💀💀💀
smokepurpp: lets not start on you diego
smokepurpp: witcho dora ass name
theslumpgod: go diego go looking ass
xanxiety: ok store kelly
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]