trippieredd: jareeee i can't believe we fucked for 5 rounds yesterday
trippieredd: people keep asking me why i'm limping and i just....
jaredwrld: just tell them the truth mikey
jaredwrld: tell them about how i gave you backshots in the bathtub before you turned around and rode me
jaredwrld: or about how you clawed up my back when i fucked you on the kitchen counter
trippieredd: can i tell them about how many hickeys you left between my thighs
trippieredd: my thighs look like i got attacked by a vampire omg
jaredwrld: as they should. i love your thighs so muchhhhhhh
jaredwrld: my favorite part of your body
trippieredd: after we were done i still wanted more even though i'm sore as fuck
jaredwrld: has jahseh ever fucked you like that?
trippieredd: ofc not daddy
trippieredd: you're the only one who can fuck me like this
xanxiety:
xxxtentacion: ima choose to ignore that last part
xxxtentacion: but this is what yall be doing before yall cry yourselves to sleep huh
theslumpgod:....not in front of the retards please
trippieredd: stoke yall be sending whole sex tapes to this gc lets not
trippieredd: lemme talk about how good i just got fucked bc😩
gothboigus: can we get a mbn
tracyminajj:...........................
cloudyskies: oh so jared a freak freak huh
xanxiety: the sad ones be the freakiest ones
xanxiety: like me :(
lilpumpjetskii: omg mikeall.... your such a fucking how
lilpumpjetskii: i luv it
smokepurpp: gazzy thats literally what i said to you last night
lilpumpjetskii: i knoe
lilpumpjetskii: it aplys here bc mikeall issa freek
jaredwrld: idk what he said but he called michael a freak and thats true👀
trippieredd: this whole convo is highkey turning me on again oops
smokepurpp: arent you in class
trippieredd: exactly
gothboigus: so mikey and jare are back together again im soft
gothboigus: this is it chief
xxxtentacion: and it's all thanks to my advice
xxxtentacion: i need my own talk show
theslumpgod: "today we're going to talk about what weapons you should fuck yourself with"
trippieredd: yeahhhhh i missed my jarebear💕
jaredwrld: and i missed my trippie hippie💕
lilpumpjetskii: ok this is headass now
smokepurpp: gazzy be nice
smokepurpp: i mean you right tho💀💀💀💀
smokepurpp: "trippie hippie" tffffff lmao
lilpumpjetskii: i meen its cute but yall headass af 💀💀💀💀💀
trippieredd: i know yall out of everybody aint calling nobody headass
trippieredd: tf is a "gigi" 💀💀💀💀
cloudyskies: dont forget about omarsito
cloudyskies: *to the tune of despacito* 🎶omarsito🎶
xanxiety: look im gazzys best friend so i have witnessed firsthand how headass they can be
xanxiety: omar deadass pulls up to all of gazzy's classes to pick him up and walk him to the next one
xanxiety: he be late to his own damn classes bc he do this shit
xxxtentacion: yall remember the "wedding" lmao💀💀💀💀
xxxtentacion: i had to walk gazzy down the aisle
xanxiety: i was the maid of honor ofc i remember
xanxiety: it was so fun
jaredwrld: the fucking ring pops......
gothboigus: the ring pops looked delicious tho
tracyminajj: please dont tell me that omar and gazzy really had a pretend wedding..........
tracyminajj: the elementary school tease
theslumpgod: well gazzy is still mentally 9 years old so
theslumpgod: trust me it was so headass
theslumpgod: imagine being 19 and 16 and still thinking you're 12 and 9
smokepurpp: can yall stop reminding me of how headass i am like jah and stoke dont embody headassery
cloudyskies: stoke actually tells people he's jahsexual now
theslumpgod: bc i am tf
theslumpgod: jah might be a bitch but he's the baddest bitch
tracyminajj: carti tease
lilpumpjetskii: jasseh has stocks enityals tated on his ass
lilpumpjetskii: littrally headass
tracyminajj: me and gus have matching tattoos-
gothboigus: we sure do💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💕
trippieredd: so yall are headass too
theslumpgod: if anybody is headass its diego and metri
theslumpgod: this nigga metri be saying and doing the sappiest and corniest shit
smokepurpp: remember when diego was sore from getting fucked so metri just carried him all day
xanxiety: i was paralyzed😐
xanxiety: tf was i supposed to do, crawl?
trippieredd: at the end of the day we're all headass couples
xxxtentacion: if you cant be headass with your own mans then....is that your mans?
jaredwrld: no but fr you really got stoke tatted on your ass?
xxxtentacion: just his initials
xxxtentacion: he got mine tatted on his neck
theslumpgod: i did
theslumpgod: we were supposed to get it in the same place but jah had to be extra
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]