Relive your memories ( bnha fanfic ) ( Kinda DekuBowl )

Villainy

Just for the absolute heck of it, Izuku tried to introduce himself as a villain to Tomura

"Hi I wanna be like stainy! No real names but I wanna be like him! Like a kickass vigilante who kills heroes when they start to go rogue!" He said trying to imitate Toga as much as he can

"What the fuck, okay fuck, just- Kurogiri take him to the two brats"

Wait what

That actually worked? Almost instantly Izuku is warped to a room with both Toga and Dabi in it, they're both wearing suits like they're actually testing him for an interview

"I want to mess with Shiragaki so I went in my hero costume, please don't actually hire me" Izuku says without the voice changer when they asked him why he wants to be in a group of villains, Dabi snorted

"Hired"

"GoddAMNIT"

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While hero training course is pretty good, the training course in villainy is much more... vigorous, he can't believe he's going to say this but being a villain is... pretty cool, hurts a lot, the training is hard but it's pretty cool, the only reason he isn't a bloody mess of stabs and slices is because he's grown kinda resistant to blades, they can't cut him deep enough to make him heavily bleed

He thought they would go easy on him because he's a trainee but they did not, Izuku has met dirt too close for comfort way too many times, he had to get sneaky, he had to use dirty tricks and he had to actually hurt just to stand a chance. As much as he loved UA he'd definitely stretching out his muscles more here, it's exhausting, it's been awhile since Izuku felt ache in his muscles from just a spar

He realized that he never actually fought with a villain before aside from that noumu

"Heh, already exhausted trainee? Atleast you show potential unlike those other grunts here earlier, you lasted a whole ten minutes longer than them"

"Well yeah, kinda have to or I'll get a knife to the face"

"It's not that bad"

"Is that why your face is like that?" Izuku retorts, Tomura glared at him

"Know your place trainee, I'm the highest here, you will treat me with respect"

"Got it sir"

"Good boy, but I'm not letting you off, oi Dabi" Dabi glanced at them

"Make the trainee do 500 push ups, with you on top, get him the shock collar and shock him each time he falls then make him do it all over again"

"Shock collar?!" Izuku asked, he sounded a bit too hopeful

"... just do the normal push ups"

"No way come on you want to put a collar on me right? You want to put me in my place right sir?" Izuku said leaning a bit too close for it to be appropriate

"The shit? Stop leaning so close-"

"Put the collar on me"

"Okay okay fine! Dabi get the fucking collar already!" Izuku beamed

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"What the fuck? You using dirty tricks Deku?!"

"In a real battle there is no such thing as honor, Kacchan!"

"This isn't a fuckin- STOP CHOKING ME WITH YOUR THIGHS YOU PIECE OF-"

"NEVER, ITS ALL IN OR NOTHING KACCHAN, BITE ME"