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@hazosterfieldthey're no fun at alltagged tomholland2013 damnaris566,825 likes4,810 comments

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@hazosterfield
they're no fun at all
tagged tomholland2013 damnaris
566,825 likes
4,810 comments

username: they look like the perfect family, i cried

username: and now, all they need is a child username

username: tarisa can sign my adoption papers username

tomholland2013: you're the one who told us to stop fooling around, so i don't really get what you want??

hazosterfield: by stop fooling around, i meant stop being the disgusting couple that you two are tomholland2013

username: i think haz is just feeling a little lonely

username: petition to bring gwen back to haz

gwenmiller: listen, i love tarisa with all my heart, that ship is my child but for my boyfriend's sanity, i hope that you both are NOT SHAGGING damnaris tomholland2013

damnaris: did you just call haz your boyfriend? i know you two shag but like—?? gwenmiller

tomholland2013: why were we not aware of this?? gwenmiller hazosterfield

username: omg harwen and tarisa are both sailing

username: LITERALLY TWO OF MY OTPS I—

gwenmiller: oh won't you look at that, it's time for me to feed my little sister!

damnaris: but you don't have a little sister?? gwenmiller

hazosterfield: ABORT MISSION! THE ZONE HAS BEEN BOMBED AND WE MUST EVACUATE

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@damnaristhe camera doesn't focus on the fakestagged tomholland2013801, 205 likes6,810 comments

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@damnaris
the camera doesn't focus on the fakes
tagged tomholland2013
801, 205 likes
6,810 comments

username: i feel like something happened here

username: oh no

username: wHaTs GoInG oN

hazosterfield: tom and arisa aren't talking to each other, that's what's going on username

username: um what?

damnaris: haz said that we were no fun so to prove him otherwise, we played a few video games. i won, obviously, but tom does not like losing at all so he played the game while i had to do something quickly just so he could get ahead of me. to summarize, thomas stanley holland is a sore loser and a cheater. that's it username

username: i- are we all sure that they're actual adults and not a bunch of five year olds?

username: oh my god, our otp are childRen

tomholland2013: i did no such thing damnaris

damnaris: i DiD nO sUcH tHinG

tomholland2013: you ate my croissant so technically, you deserved it damnaris

username: tOM AND HIS QUACKSONS

damnaris: you said i could have it, you crackheaded dipshit tomholland2013

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