Cause I'm working on something huge"Why is everyone so afraid of love?" Peter said in a horrible Russian accent.
Peter sneaks up behind tony. "lOVE!" He yelled and tony shrieked.
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Peter whispered something to shuri.
"Peter would you like to share with the rest of the avengers?" Cap says.
"No Mr. America that's why I whispered it."
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Peter, on titan, "Okay gUYS If THANOS DOESNT show uP in fifteen minutes we are all legally allowed to leave."
"That's not how it works kid..."
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Peter, to Bucky, "It's 2018 man you just gotta shoot your shot."
Bucky, pointing gun at Sam.
"nO NOT LIKE THAT!"
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Sam, jogging. "Nice day out."
Steve, "On your left!"
Bucky, "On your right!"
Peter, "Above you!"
Scott, "between your feet!"
Sam, tired with this shit, "For fucks sake."
Everyone else in unison- "lANGUAGE!"
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Tony, "Who ate all the cookies?"
Peter looked up quickly. "Um. ninjas."
"Weird I didnt see any ninjas." Tony sAID.
"Nobody ever does." Peter says and finished the last cookie.
————"Hey Venom Do you have Updog?" Peter asked.
"What's Updog?" Venom asked .
"nED SHURI HARLEY MJ I DID IT!" He yelled
"???? EDDIE WHATS UPDOG?!" Venom asked again.
Eddie just stood trying not to laugh.
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The Adventures of Peter Parker, Loki, Shuri, and Harley. BOOK THREE
Fanfiction*sighs* VOILA BOOK THREE Thanks to the readers of my other two books I am now writing BOOK THREE What's new? Longer chapters, a actual PLOT with one shots mixed in, More fluff, Steady Updates according to a new schedule, Some characterXreader If...