Lmao heres normal one shots

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"Why is everyone so afraid of love?" Peter said in a horrible Russian accent.

Peter sneaks up behind tony. "lOVE!" He yelled and tony shrieked.

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Peter whispered something to shuri.

"Peter would you like to share with the rest of the avengers?" Cap says.

"No Mr. America that's why I whispered it."

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Peter, on titan, "Okay gUYS If THANOS DOESNT show uP in fifteen minutes we are all legally allowed to leave."

"That's not how it works kid..."

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Peter, to Bucky, "It's 2018 man you just gotta shoot your shot."

Bucky, pointing gun at Sam.

"nO NOT LIKE THAT!"

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Sam, jogging. "Nice day out."

Steve, "On your left!"

Bucky, "On your right!"

Peter, "Above you!"

Scott, "between your feet!"

Sam, tired with this shit, "For fucks sake."

Everyone else in unison- "lANGUAGE!"

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Tony, "Who ate all the cookies?"

Peter looked up quickly. "Um. ninjas."

"Weird I didnt see any ninjas." Tony sAID.

"Nobody ever does." Peter says and finished the last cookie.
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"Hey Venom Do you have Updog?" Peter asked.

"What's Updog?" Venom asked .

"nED SHURI  HARLEY MJ I DID IT!" He yelled

"???? EDDIE WHATS UPDOG?!" Venom asked again.

Eddie just stood trying not to laugh.

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