Tony walked out to go to the car before hollering out to Peter. "PETER IM GOING TO A COMPANY MEETING IN AUSTRALIA, BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS!"
Peter blasted into the room. "Liar. You mean Illuminati meeting, Everyone knows Australia doesn't exist."
(((Funnier when you realize tony is cannon in the Illuminati)))
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Steve Rogers- "So What's the difference between Tumblr, Tinder, and Grinder?"
Peter- "I am not emotionally equipped to answer this. All I can say is you belong on Grinder."
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Steve, Bad at flirting, Rogers- "I like your name."
Bucky, equally bad at flirting,- "Thanks I got it for my birthday."
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Eddie- Wearing a 'Skate Fast Eat Ass' Shirt
Venom- "But we eat heads eddie.. this shirt makes no sense."
Eddie- "That uh- tHats not what it means."
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Tony- "Oh god finally. Water and food supplies are gone, I won't be able to breath tomorrow morning, I can't believe it's finally happening! I love this! Okay goodnight."
Carol *knocking on glass* "Wake up asshole."
Tony, Bawling. "I was so close."
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Carol, "You good?"
Tony, "No I've got fuckin scoliosis from carrying this franchise for ten years."
Carol- "Lemme take some of that off of you"
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I know Tony's gonna haul his starving dehydrated ass back to earth and go back to work immediately still one inch from death sO
Tony- "Glad to see all of us again! Fantastic. Minutes of our last meeting? Ah yes half of us disintegrated into the air because of that man in space. Tragic. I didn't miss anyone's birthday did I?"
Thor- "Um Small man are you feeling well?"
Tony- "Absolutely. I'm feeling completely fine, how are you blurry figure number five?"
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The Adventures of Peter Parker, Loki, Shuri, and Harley. BOOK THREE
Fanfiction*sighs* VOILA BOOK THREE Thanks to the readers of my other two books I am now writing BOOK THREE What's new? Longer chapters, a actual PLOT with one shots mixed in, More fluff, Steady Updates according to a new schedule, Some characterXreader If...
