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Tony: You look exhausted Pete, how much sleep did you get?
Peter; I got a solid ten minutes, not consecutively though, but it's fine because you and your twin aren't even all that blurry.
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Tony: was I really that drunk last night
Rhodey: the police were called because you were so loud and when they asked for your name you motioned to your face and went "google it bitch"
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Marvel:
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Peter upon meeting Venom- Really? Out of billions of people in the world, you choose to be gay for him? Eddie?
Venom:
Venom: Amn... jus.. a small.. creachure.. cannot.. change..
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Tony: Look I know you see me as a suave, asshole millionaire who doesn't care what you think
Tony: but that's not true
Tony: I'm actually a billionaire
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Peter: Hi my name is Peter with a B and is been afraid of insects my whole life-
Miles: Wait where's the B?
Peter: ThERES A BEE?!??
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Spiderman is funny dude like he can get back from saving a whole ass country and only have one egg and and a half empty jug of Arizona Tea and it doesn't matter what comic he's from that's just how he lives
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Peter, wearing the AirPods Tony has got him:
Flash: hey penis!
Peter:
Flash: Hey! Penis Parker I'm talking to you!
Peter, taking out one AirPod: sorry I dont speak broke bitch
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The Adventures of Peter Parker, Loki, Shuri, and Harley. BOOK THREE
Fanfiction*sighs* VOILA BOOK THREE Thanks to the readers of my other two books I am now writing BOOK THREE What's new? Longer chapters, a actual PLOT with one shots mixed in, More fluff, Steady Updates according to a new schedule, Some characterXreader If...
