Because. Because because because.
"That's a terrible Christmas gift Tony." Stephan said and tony grinned. "He'll love it I promise."
laTeR
"MISTER STARK I LOVE MY CHILDREN!" Peter yells trying to cuddle all seventeen of his roombas.
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"I know this is random but Sub Or Dom?" Ned asked and peter laughed.
"I guess Dominos. I don't go to subway That much- Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though." Peter said with a grin knowing exactly what Ned meant but knew he also totally just confused him.
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Peter walked in with a Walmart bag and dumped them all out on a table in front of where Shuri was eating her lucky charms.
"I bought three hundred and fifty Vampire Teeth." He announced and Shuri looked up. "Did you get more milk?"
"I'll be right back."
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Peter looked at tony. "Do you even lift bro?" Peter asked and tony shrugged. "Yes. I do lift. LIFT YOUR FUCKING SPIRITS UP EVERY DAY come here are you okay do you want a popsicle?"
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"I'm gonna play cards against humanity with Mister Stark." Peter announces to ned.
Later
"So I'm grounded."
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The Adventures of Peter Parker, Loki, Shuri, and Harley. BOOK THREE
Fanfiction*sighs* VOILA BOOK THREE Thanks to the readers of my other two books I am now writing BOOK THREE What's new? Longer chapters, a actual PLOT with one shots mixed in, More fluff, Steady Updates according to a new schedule, Some characterXreader If...
