Dad Jokes With Michael part 2

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What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?-A cheesy pick up line

At work we have a printer we've nicknamed Bob Marley.It's always jammin'.

What do you call a hippie's wife?-Mississippi

Idk why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk.He is essentially a giant banner.

What time did the kid go to the dentist?-Tooth hurt-y

I dig,you dig,she digs,he digs,they dig.It's not a beautiful poem,but it's very deep

I gave all of my dead batteries away today...Free of charge

What would Rocky be called if it were a hockey movie?-Rockey

I'll never date another apostrophe.The last one was too possessive.

I just swapped out bed for a trampoline.My wife hit the roof.

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