Fang: 10... for Boboiboy.
Reverse: 12... also for Boboiboy.
Earth:
Earth: 3.
Gopal: 2.
Yaya: Should I be worried that Earth is gayer that Gopal?
Yaya: I think I'm a... 5-5?
Ying: Same with Yaya.
Ochobot: 8. For Boboiboy.
Fang: You're not even a human!
Ochobot: Neither are you bub.
Boboiboy: 6.
Reverse, caressing Boboiboy's cheek: For whom?
Boboiboy: I refuse to answer that.
Fire: I'm bi?
Boboiboy: Yeah that makes you half gay.
Fire: Oh. A 5 then.
Water: A solid 20 for Fire.
Sai: We talkin' hundreds for Fire.
Earth: Not this again! Someone stop them before they fight for Fire!
Boboiboy: I'm busy trying to not get walled by Fang, Ochobot or Reverse.
Earth: We'll remember you!!!
Boboiboy, being dragged off by Fang: Tell my storryyyyyyy!
Lightning: What,,, just happened...
Wind: Read the title! I'm definitely a 10 for Lightning!
Lightning: Go fuck Light then. I'm out of here.
Wind: :'D Lightninggggg get back hereeeee...
Light: Oh my lord.
Light: I'm definitely a shining thousand for Lightning!
Leaf: What does gay mean?
Lightning: Thank the lord we still have Leaf.
Earth: My depression is cured-
Lightning: My crops are flourishing-
Fire: My skin is clearing-
Leaf: This is so sad Alexa play despacito.
Earth: D - did Leaf just meme?
Wind: wE'Re gOInG tO dIE
Lightning: Understandable have a nice day
Light: hOlY sHIt LiGhTNinG jUSt mEMeD
Earth: WE'RE GONNA DIE
Fire: Boi calm yo tits
Water: Come to bed and I'll show you how ;)
Leaf: Hey! Can I come? I don't know what that means!
Earth: Look what you've done...
Boboiboy, running from Reverse, Fang and Human Ochobot: sOMEONE HELP!!
Lightning, stepping away: I'm gonna go...
Wind: You haven't answered the question yet!
Lightning, tries to run: *gets Highland Grabbed by Earth*
Earth: Sorry, but we all did it. It's only fair.
Lightning: What the actual fuck is wrong with your fucking minds I don't want to fucking participate in this fucking piece of shit that's an excuse of a chapter that the shitty author is trying to even put a horde of bullshit and cringe-ass ideas into one fucking chaotic piece of shi-
Light: I never thought he would be capable of fitting so many profanities under ten seconds.
Water, covering Leaf's ears: Your point is?
Light, wiping a tear: I'm so proud of my girlfriend.
Wind, sniffles: He's my girlfriend and I'm also proud.
Lightning: WHY AM I LIMITED TO BEING A GIRLFRIEND?!
Boboiboy, in a distance: SINCE THE DAY THESE PEEPS WANTED TO GET ME ON A BED!!
Reverse: C'mere! I'll fuck you so hard you won't be able to walk for weeks!!
Boboiboy: fUCK OFF
Earth: Come on, Lightning, answer it and this madness will all end.
Lightning: Fuck off.
Light, bringing out a balloon: You sure 'bout that?
Lightning: *Lightning.exe has crashed*
Thunderstorm: *Thunderstorm.exe has been activated*
Thunderstorm: WHY YOU LITTLE
Fire: This is so sad someone play despacito
Wind: RIP Light
Water: You will be missed.
Earth: I can't do anything to stop him... sorry to say this but you're on your own.
Leaf: Woahhh! Thunder's so cool! I think I'm gay for him!
Earth: LEAF NO
Fire: Understandable have a nice day.
Light, rolls up sleeves: I got this.
Light: *teleports to Thunderstorm and pins him against a wall*
Light: You wouldn't hurt me, will you~?
Thunderstorm: *punches Light in the face*
Wind: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fire: Oh my god, talk about a Tsundere.
Wind: Watch and learn!
Wind, flies and hugs Thunderstorm: Thundyyyyyy!
Thunderstorm: You all have three seconds to run
Thunderstorm: *electrocutes Wind*
Earth: This is too out of hand.
Fire: How are we going to calm him down?
Boboiboy, dodging one of Human Ochobot's portals in a distance: IS NO ONE GOING TO HELP ME??
Fire, to Boboiboy: Sorry! But we're having our crisis at the moment!
Boboiboy, gets dragged away by Reverse: Are you serious?!?
Leaf: Lemme try!
Earth: Leaf no.
Fire: Leaf no.
Water: Leaf no.
Wind: Leaf no.
Light: Leaf no.
Earth: Leaf, you're still young! You have so much to live fo-
Leaf: Thundy! I lwove you!!! :3
Thunderstorm: *Thunderstom.exe is processing*
Thunderstorm: *Thunderstorm.exe has crashed*
Thunderstorm: *blushes a 100 shades of red and covers face*
Wind: Nani
Light: *blubbers in thirteen different languages*
Earth: A... pa... kah...
Water: I can't believe that just happened
Leaf: :D
Fire: Such a Tsun...
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It is later confirmed by Leaf that Lightning/Thunderstorm is a 9. For whom, it is unclear.
But if anyone touches Boboiboy or Lightning, Fang, Reverse, Ochobot, Leaf, Wind and Light will most likely be after your tails.
YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
