In the To Find A Villain universe, VilCon
Shizuko: I am this close to be officially done with yo bullshits
Random Villain: Your fingers are touching.
Shizuko: Exactly.
* * *
Shizuko, playing Truth or Dare: Dare, you fucking pussies!
Random Villain #2: I dare you to kiss the sexiest person in this room!
Shizuko: I can't kiss myself, dumbass!
* * *
Boboiboy: You're as grumpy as they said you would be.
Fang: Well, fuck you then.
Boboiboy: I refused to be fucked by the likes of you.
Ying: What
Gopal: What
Fang: What
Yaya: What
Earth: What
Lightning: What
Wind: What
Fire: What
Water: What
Light: What
Leaf: OvO? What does it mean?
Cattus: Meow? (What?)
Papa Zola: /faints/
Tok Aba: What
Vargoba: What
Kaizo: What
Ciciko: What
Tarung: What
Mama Zola: What
Adu du: What
Probe: What
Erjo jo: What
Bago go: What
Ochobot: What
Motobot: What
The entire BBB cast: What
The entire BBB fandom: s H i P
The entire BBB fandom: Also what
* * *
Petir: First of all
Petir: Why do I have so many ships
Petir: Second of all
Petir: Why am I the sub in every one of them
Scarlet, checking her ship list which stretched pass the galaxy and stopped right next to Bago go in another universe: Hm, let's see...
Scarlet: Angin x Petir, Tanah x Petir, Air x Petir, Api x Petir, Cahaya x Petir, Ais x Halillintar, Solar x Halillintar, Halillintar--
Petir: /glaring, all the while opening a soda can/
Scarlet: -- x Petir--
Petir: /crushes soda can/
Petir: Why am I shipped with my second tier!?
Scarlet: /plays Illuminati theme song/
* * *
"Hey, let's see who can make Hali blush!" Blaze chirped.
Taufan looked up from his phone, raising an eyebrow. "You don't know? Even Gempa can make him blush, and he's not even trying."
They turned to the lightning manipulator. He was covering his face as Gempa complimented him on his exam earlier.
"Oh," Blaze simpered. "Want to try to make Solar blush?"
Taufan grinned and threw his phone across the room, which was caught by Gempa. "Sure! Bet you I'll win!"
"You're on!"
And that was how Solar killed their hair later on~
YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
