Boboiboy Shitpost Book

First Time Meeting AU

- Thunderstorm, Quake, and Cyclone have never met each other before.

- Blaze and Ice, Solar and Thorn have.

- When a new threat arrives and the whole city is under siege, all of them meet at once.

- Quake and Thunderstorm don't get along well.

- Cyclone gets along perfectly with Thorn and Blaze.

- Ironically Solar and Thunderstorm get along decently.

- Quake complains to Ice about Thunderstorm and vice versa, Ice complains to Quake about Blaze.

- Blaze, Thorn and Cyclone love to prank the others.

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Quake: IN WHAT RIGHT MIND DO YOU THINK THAT CHARGING HEAD FIRST WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA??

Thunderstorm: Aw, you care about little old me? uwu💢

Quake: HELL NO! IF YOU CHARGED IN, YOUR BLOOD WILL BE SPLATTERED ALL OVER US!! I JUST WASHED MY JACKET!

Thunderstorm: IF I KNEW THAT, I'D LET MYSELF BE KILLED--

Cyclone: Would you two just chill? You two need a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry!

Thunderstorm:

Quake:

Cyclone: I tried. Carry on.

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Quake: *slams a glass of apple juice on the table* aND HE JUST WENT IN LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN LIKE HE W A NT S THE CITY TO BE DESTROYED,

Ice: *sipping his tea* Hm.

Quake: tHEN HE JUST DESTROYS A BUILDING TO STOP THE VILLAIN FROM ESCAPING,

Ice: *still sipping his piping hot tea* Mhm, that's tragic.

Quake: lIKE HE CAN'T JUST USE HIS POWERS TO STUN THEM?? HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK COOL FOR THE MEDIA??? I CAN'T EVEN- *slams head on table* *voive muffled* Your turn, Ice.

Ice: Sure. *puts tea down* tHAT LITTLE SHIT CAN'T GO THREE DAYS WITHOUT SETTING THINGS ON FIRE-

Meanwhile, at Blaze's room:

Blaze: He keeps complaining that I destroy everything! What am I supposed to do!? He doesn't even understand I control the fires I make, but not others!

Thunderstorm: *lying on the bed* *screaming in a pillow*

Blaze: And has he seen the mess he makes? HE BLAMES ME FOR EVERY SINGLE THING-

Thunderstorm: Ya think? Our excuse of a leader doesn't even know how my powers work -_-

Blaze: I feel ya, man.

Thunderstorm: hOW IN THE NAME OF GOD AM I SUPPOSED TO DESTROY A BUILDING WHEN I CAN'T EVEN SLICE THROUGH A PIECE OF P A P E R WITH MY LIGHTNING SWORDS???

Blaze: hOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT OUT FIRES I DIDN'T CAUSE?? THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED GAS LEAKS AND SPARKING CARS-

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