This is a dare I've received. The elemental siblings have to watch powers and fight each other.
Cahaya: //tries to fly but face hits the wall//
Daun: //tossing lightning swords everywhere like petals//
Tanah: //Trying to control water from a glass//
Petir: //sneezes like a kitten but has fire erupting from his mouth. Ended up burning a flower//
Api: //gets himself tangled in vines//
Angin: //punches the ground. A pillar erupts and whacks his chin//
Air: //stretches and a beam of light shoots from his index finger that created a hole in the ceiling//
Everyone: What the chocolate ice-cream??
***
Fight #1: Daun vs. Angin
Daun: Take this! //raises sword//
Sword: //cackles with green lightning//
Daun: //screams// Don't hurt me! //drops to the floor//
Petir: //facepalms in a distance//
Angin: I win! //fistbumps the air//
Ground: //a fist rises and knocks Angin into the air//
Tanah: //facepalm 2.0 in a distance//
Daun wins!
***
Fight #2: Petir vs. Air
Petir: //tries to make a sword but ends up having his fists on fire// Get it off! Get it off!
Air: //tries to use powers to extinguish it but ends up shearing Petir's belt off//
Petir's pants: //falls//
Petir: //pulls them up// What the actual Tartarus!?
Air wins!
***
Round #3: Cahaya vs. Tanah
Cahaya: //tries to send a gust to wind at Tanah by pointing//
Random leaf: //gets blown to Tanah's face//
Angin: //anime drop//
Tanah: //tries to control water//
Water: //drenches Tanah//
Air: //rolls eyes//
Tanah: //punches Cahaya in the gut//
Cahaya: //KO!!//
Tanah wins!
***
Round #4: Api vs. Petir vs. Cahaya vs. Angin
Api: //uses vines to try to subdue everyone but ends up trapping himself//
Petir: //failing to summom fire. Burnt Api's hair//
Cahaya: //falls from the sky and onto his face//
Angin: What.
Angin wins!
By default!
***
Round #5: Tanah vs. Angin
Tanah: //dodges Air's accidental attacks and punches him in the gut//
Angin: //KO!!//
Tanah wins!
***
Round #6: Daun vs. Air
Daun: //uses his sword as a rifle to shoot lightning at Air// Pew! Pew pew!!
Air: //shrieks and runs away//
Daun: Ah!! No fun. //tosses sword into the air and crosses arms//
Sword: //ends up in the sky//
Sky: //rains hundreds of swords//
Air: //gets electrocuted//
Petir: //facepalms// Almost forgot I had that move…
Daun wins!
***
Final Round: Tanah vs. Daun
Tanah: (_ _;) I can't hurt Daun…
Petir, from a distance: It's just a dare. He'll be okay.
Tanah: //sighs// //Charges at Daun with his fists//
Daun: //shrieks// //runs away// //throws dword behind him//
Sword: //electrocutes Tanah//
Tanah: //KO!!//
Daun is therefore the strongest element.
Petir: That was unexpected.
Cahaya: Are your powers really that luck-based?? No wonder you have so many fans!
Daun: //wearing a crown and a robe with a medal with the STRONGEST ELEMENT embedded on it//
Angin and Api: //carries Daun on their shoulder as they run around//
Tanah: Here's a lesson that fists can't take everything!
Air: Let's be real.
Air: Can you punch Daun in the face?
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Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
