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The_worldwide_KSJ
Who else is hung the fuck over??

CapriSunshit☆
Me hyung....😖

xxPark_Jimin~xx
I am 😖

Man.P_Blueberry
👼☕👏👏

The_worldwide_KSJ
So he's still drunk-

xxPark_Jimin~xx
One sec Yoongi I'm making coffee now

Justin_Pigeon
?????

CapriSunshit☆
Miss me with that gay shit-

xxPark_Jimin~xx
I stayed on his couch you dirty minded fuckboys

Man.P_Blueberry
I doNt wAnT cOffEe

xxPark_Jimin~xx
wE'Re tOo hUNg oVeR tO nOT hAvE cOFfeE

Kim_Taehyung's_Self 
shut the fUCK UP

Real_Me_.mono
Taehyung it's two o'clock in the fucking afternoon you dumb fuck

Kim_Taehyung's_Self 
fUCK
I'M LATE FOR WORK-

Real_Me_.mono
It's ok
I marked you in sick for today

Kim_Taehyung's_Self 
Forgot I worked under one of your companies lol
Thanks gayshit

The_worldwide_KSJ
hEY!
THAT'S MY NICKNAME

JiA_bubble.pop21
Guys-


Real_Me_.mono
Annnnndd it's the most beautiful girl in the world ;)

JiA_bubble.pop21
JSKAJSISJAJAJA
NAMJOON!

The_worldwide_KSJ
??????

C

apriSunshit☆
What??

Justin_Pigeon
They're dating

JiA_bubble.pop21
JUNGKOOK!
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT


Justin_Pigeon
I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU LMAO

JiA_bubble.pop21
JAKAKSJJA FUCK YOU

M

an.P_Blueberry
Hey Jinae?
You wanted to say smth right?

JiA_bubble.pop21
Oh right
I met my sisters last night at Starlight


The_worldwide_KSJ
SERIOUSLY JINAE?!?! OMG CONGRATS!!!

xxPark_Jimin~xx
That's so sweet Jinae oh my god

CapriSunshit☆
I can't believe you were made to move away from them because of the stalker that your dad talked about

Justin_Pigeon
What

JiA_bubble.pop21
HOSEOK! WHAT THE FUCK


CapriSunshit☆
OH FUCK SHIT

Man.P_Blueberry
yOU DUMB ASS HOE

The_worldwide_KSJ
NAMJOON EAT MY ASS

Kim_Taehyung's_Self 
WTF THAT'S OUT OF NO WHERE AND HE'S DATING JINAE YOU SLUT DROPPER!

Real_Me_.mono
THANK YOU TAEHYUNG! YOU'RE GETTING A 5% RAISE!

Kim_Taehyung's_Self 
MAKE IT 7% AND IT'S A DEAL!

Real_Me_.mono
DONE!

Kim_Taehyung's_Self 
OH FUCK YEAH!

The_worldwide_KSJ
WTF-

Justin_Pigeon
What?

The_worldwide_KSJ
I CAME TO YOONGI'S APPARTMENT TO GIVE HIM SOME HANGOVER SOUO AND I HEAR MOANS

JiA_bubble.pop21
*inhales deeply*
yOONMIN


CapriSunshit☆
THAT'S WHAT JIMIN MEANT WHEN HE STOLE MY SOAP
HE MEANT SOPE

The_worldwide_KSJ
I JUST BANGED ON HIS DOOR AND YOONGI ANSWERED IN A JUST A TOWEL AND HE WAS ALL SWEATY-

Man.P_Blueberry
JIN I WAS IN THE FUCKING SHOWER

The_worldwide_KSJ
THEN WHY DID I HEAR MOANS AND YOU WERE OUT OF BREATH?!?! HMMMMM

Man.P_Blueberry
WHEN I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THERE WAS A PORN MOVIE ON AND JIMIN WAS IN MY ROOM CHANGING INTO SOME SPARE CLOTHES AND I WAS "SWEATY" BECAUSE I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND I WAS OUT OF BREATH BECAUSE I HAD TO RUN DOWN TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIT!

JiA_bubble.pop21
That's a rant and a half-

The_worldwide_KSJ
Whatever, I heard Jimin scream your name. Y'all are gay

Man.P_Blueberry
Says you Mr Namjoon Eat My Ass Daddy!

xxPark_Jimin~xx
HA GO GET EM

The_worldwide_KSJ
Awwww look ur supporting ur bf

JiA_bubble.pop21
*spanish accent*
Yeeees, Carlos is my best friend

Real_Me_.mono
That's my girlfriend everyone 💞😊

Justin_Pigeon
D-did he just-

Kim_Taehyung's_Self 
He didn't-

JiA_bubble.pop21
What???

The_worldwide_KSJ
Namjoon just-

JiA_bubble.pop21
HE WHAT????

The_worldwide_KSJ
hE jUsT uSeD aN eMoJi iM fUcKiNg sHoOk-

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I hope y'all are enjoying this book ^^ it's getting more attention than I thought it would lmao 😂

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