Holy Crap I'm Sasuke!

i was kidding about kiba

Sasuke Uchiha vs Kabuto Somethingjapanese.

Isnt that a kick in the pants? He didnt forfeit.

I jumped down into the arena as Kabuto made his way down the steps.

I put my sword on my shoulder and laughed. "Hey Kabuto, what's the best way to kill a snake?"

He glared and the proctor yelled for us to begin.

I flashed forward, bringing my sword around towards his neck.

Kabuto brought his hand up and stopped a fucking katana with his palm. I'll give it to him, that was cool.

He used my momentum and brought me in close for a grapple, "How did you know?!?!" He whispered angrily.

I used that opportunity to give him the mother of all headbutts and sent his head rocking back roughly.

As soon as he let go of my hands I brought them together into the fire sign and took a deep breath. Fire style! Great fireball jutsu!!!

The explosion threw me back, but I was unhurt, so I went threw a few more hand signs, only for my left arm to suddenly go limp and it feel like a knife was sticking from my bicep. "Holy mother of Dracula with a corn dog FUCK!"

"Such naughty language." Kabuto stepped out from behind me as I rolled away.

A bead of sweat rolled down my cheek but i had another idea.

With my right hand i attacked with my sword. I normally preferred to use both hand to attack or one to defend but I was down an arm so i improvised. As soon as he blocked my katana i let go and threw a quick jab to his throat, making his eyes bulge, then thanked every God, Kami, and celestial I could think of for my sharingan because I didnt stop.

I spun and whipped my foot out, catching the grip of my katana as it fell and making it spin lightning fast and forward, directly at Kabuto.

This time when he threw his chakra scalpel up to block, it was too fast and sliced neatly through his fingers and buried itself in his shoulder.

The blow knocked him to the ground and I pounced, activating my chidori almost on reflex and going in for the kill.

A rough hand caught my wrist and stopped me before I could.

The proctor called out, "Sasuke wins..."

Ya don't say? Kabuto is bleeding out and his fingers are scattered on the floor.

Kakashi let go of my wrist when I released the chidori and pulled at my collar. "You've got a curse mark. You should've told me. We need to go seal it now."

"Why? It's not so bad having my own super sayain/hulk transformation." Yesss, we dont wantsss to be ssssealed....

My eyes widened and I put my hand on the mark. "Is my mark Gollum?"

Kakashi sighed, "I'll never understand your references, let's go." He grabbed my shoulder and off we went.

____________3 days later________

"So you're taking me, to train alone... without Naruto and Sakura? Even though they both got into the final rounds of the chunin exams?" I asked Kakashi. Yeah, Sakura passing surprised me, she kicked Ino's ass.

Maybe since I had an affect on her? Maybe shes not a useless panty waste anymore? Maybe it doesn't matter, fuck it.

He nodded, while reading his percy book, so I groaned. "I know you're reading smut, and probably getting horny... so if you try to fuck me, I'm gonna shove my sword up your ass."

"Not a chance, but if you swing that way then I hear Iruka is single." He replied.

I stopped in my track, "Hes gay???" I was completely flabbergasted. I dont have a problem with gays, I just never pegged Iruka for- actually... bad choice of words. I will not be pegging any men thank you.

He looked over at me, then started walking. "Nope."

Asshole.