Here's another one.
Today sucks. Flash tormented me from the moment I got to school to the moment I left which included dumping my own lunch all over me. I was finally able to go home and have a family dinner. At least part of the family. Everyone but Mom (Nat), Dad (Bucky), Aunt Pepper, Uncle Tony, and Uncle Bruce. Everyone else was on missions or just doing something else.
"Hey guys," I say while waving and everyone turns with smiles on there faces.
"Hey, Pete's" Ring out and people go back to what they were doing.
I go into the kitchen and hear Mom and Dad talking in Russan and glaring at Uncle Tony while talking about how they were planning on training after dinner.
"Почему ты смотришь на дядю Тони маму? (Why are you glaring at Uncle Tony Mom?)" I question to her and she looks at me as if I just told her I won a peace prize.
"Когда ты выучил русский язык? (When did you learn Russian?" She questions and I shrug.
"Я знал это с тех пор, как вы двое усыновили меня, (I've known it since before you adopted me,)" I say and both of their faces turn white.
"Вы поняли каждое слово, которое мы сказали? (You have understood every word we have said?)" Dad asks and I nod.
"Может быть, сохранить его PG-13 в будущем? (Maybe keep it PG-13 in the future?)" I question and they both nod with red filling their faces.
"Кстати, почему мы говорим по-русски, когда английский просто отлично? (By the way, why are we speaking Russian when English is just fine?)" I question and they laugh.
"Мы пытаемся напугать дядю Тони, и я думаю, что это работает, (We are trying to scare Uncle Tony and I think it's working,)" Dad says and we all three laugh creepily and stare at Uncle Tony.
"Why are you three staring at me like that?" Uncle Tony questions and we shrug.
"No reason," We all say at the same time and he gulps.
"I will never understand you Romanov-Barns," He says and gets up and probably walk to his lab as we all crake up laughing.
Day went from a two to a ten at that moment.
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Peter Parker One-shots
FanfictionThe title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr...
