𝗕𝗧𝗦 𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗛 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥

HE. IS. A. TIK. TOK. E-BOY.

JEON JUNGKOOK IS A TIK TOK EBOY.

I REPEAT.

HE IS A MOTHER. TRUCKING. TIK. TOK.

E BOY.

KFHSNDKWHXNSKAHXBWLDHSNSMDBSBSNMXXHBsbx xlwidhelezcbsmdxj

Jeon Jungkook, aka father of my future children, is an eboy. From his tik tok boy shenanigans to his outfits.

I can assure you.

That he is indeed an eboy.

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Look at his face to begin with. This is the face of a boy that wears bucket hats, makes unintentional tik toks, listens to Billie Eilish, wears those sweatpants with those buckles on it, and FRUCKING PLAYS OVERWATCH.

WHAT AN EBOY.

LOOK AT HIS EBOY ENERGY. LOOK AT HIS TURTLE NECK. LOOK AT HIS COLOR CHOICES. LOOK AT HIS SHOES. LOOK AT HIS BEAUTIFUL HANDS THAT ARE VERY WARM WELCOMED AROUND MY NE-

im sorry, moving on.

Leather Jacket? Check.
Flannel? Check.
Black Clothing? Check.
Bucket Hat? Check
Bucket Hat With Safety Pin? Check
Loop Earrings? Check
Jawline That Can Cut Stone? Check
Sexy Hands? Checkity Check.

HE'S AN EBOY AHHHSHHSKSBS.

He screams eboy energy and no one can change my mind.

HE EVEN HAS AN E-BOY BOYFRIEND KEHSJDJDH COLLECT THIS MAN OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

HIS PARENTS WERE E-BOYS TOO. THIS POOR BBY BOY WAS SET UP FOR FAILURE IM TELLING YOU.

LOOK AT HIS FEET TOO. THOSE ARE FRICKITY FRACKITY FEETS OF AN EBOY.

in conclusion, bts stands for

B- big papi eboys
T- that everyone loves and
S- stans

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im sorry this is what happens when i get no sleep.