Basically I can't (not a one shot just a freak out)

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OMG GUYS DID YOU SEE DAN'S NEW VIDEO???? IF YOU DIDN'T SPOILER ALERT.

Laila- sees tweet.

Laila- FREAKS THE FUCK OUT

Laila- waits for Dan to upload

Dan- uploads video titled 'basically I'm gay'.

Laila- sonic style clicks on vid, sees title, dies.

Dan- spoiler alert I'm not strait.

Laila- comes back to life.

Dan- I like I know I like dick

Laila- *lenny face*

Dan- I tried to commit suicide

Laila- OFOTITXTXOGCOHC NOOOOOOO OMG IM GLAD YOU DIDNT OMG *tears, so many tears*

Dan- Phil and I were more than friends.

Laila- WHAT??????? Spits out tea, scares dog half to death, throws teddy.

Dan- goes on about sex.

Laila- dies again.

Dan- I'm gay

Laila- comes back to life for a second, dies again.





... I CANNOT OMFH GNVYHFYYOG OG OV  H IF OG OH O GIRiaifpg oh oh ifzotsotxoh oh IG is give


IT'S TOO MUCH. I CAN'T HANDLE IT. I CAN'T DO IT I JUST CAN'T OMG I CANNOT I REFUSE AND I DECLINE!


*cries into crackers*

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