group chat
'the bees knees'
nat, sihana, di
di
im literally going to make a video about myself
because i'm going to become a serial killer because nat exposed me
because of you exposing me si
si
??
which time did i expose you
there has been A LOT
nat
we wanted to know the set list and she wouldn't say
so i was about to tell JUST corinna and liza her crush
on the mr jeff witteck
di
yeh
dumb bitch
stupid ho
si
oh
good
EXPOSE HER BIG TIME NAT
im sick of her watching videos of him
'oh look at his smile'
'his voice is so smooth'
'i bet he smells great'
nat
oh YIKES
well
he does have a nice smile and he does smell good
di
SEE
i'm going to kill both of you
my FBI agent in my phone is putting me on the watch list as we speak
BUT david got it on video so everyone is going to hear ir
si
what video?
what did you do?
nat
you can't hear us you can just see her tackle me
OUCH btw
di
eh
sorry i guess
nat
say that to my face
you're literally right next to me
si
oh GOD i really need to see this video
nat
yeah she tackled me then sculled her drink
like a boss ngl
but hurt like a bitch
di
your fault
😘
nat
🖕
si
also hurry up guys im bored
you can worry about youre friendly fued later
di
i just want to say though i only let her get the 'j' sound out
i can easily say i have a crush on jason
nat
you don't wanna ruin your rep like that
plus trisha will make a whole series of videos on you
di
also it's just a crush
i barely know him irl
plus i would like to add that everyone in the group is equally attractive
just saying even ilya
that was aimed at nat
nat
yeah
i figured
also
we're on our way
di
in the fucking tesla bitch!
white seats and everything
mumma is living
nat
please take her back si
si
she's yours now
no my problem
di
rude bitches
i hate you all
YOU ARE READING
better than me - jeff wittek
Fanfiction"i know she's better than me." in which an assistant and a barber come together disclaimer: mature language, sexual themes, drug usage
