better than me - jeff wittek

t w e n t y - t h r e e

group chat

'mission wifferson/jettek'

scott, todd, heath, mariah, kristen, natalie, david

david

santa monica tonight

ive got a good idea

heath

no doubt some material for your vlog

natalie

oh you thought differently?

of course he'll be vlogging

kristen

now this is in this particular chat

so whats your idea?

todd

we're going to be in a big group at santa monica

then we will leave di and jeff together alone

and see what happens

mariah

yes finally

its been this weird grey area for a while

natalie

hopefully this happens

it's been months since something has happened

todd

im betting on it

i love jeff but he's so hung up over her and he wont make a move

she's all he talks about

mariah

same as di

she's literally obsessed with him

okay maybe not on that degree but she is fucking in love with him

kristen

this is the worst rom com ever

LIKE JUST KISS ALREADY

heath

wow we're all like wingmen/women

david

this is the most generous i have ever been

like im going to have to go to a dr soon because people will think im sick

natalie

oh

theres nothing wrong in being nice