IMAGINE | kpop girlgroups X fem!reader

unpopular opinions that will get me jail time

HELLO! im back :)
im gonna be rewritting some of my old books ahaha but imma just drop these opinions so u guys have another reason to hate me 😎😔😫

ANYWAYS!!!

1| blackpink are getting boring

this is mostly yg's fault but idk man im just not as hyped for bp as i used to be kick it was the only good song off their new album and that's because it wasnt a recycled 2ne1 song ahaha anyways, bp are losing my interest (as in, im not listening to their music anymore) although i know that the girls are super sweet and somewhat talented but ehh.... its not enough for me. ya feel?

2 | momo is a better dancer than lisa

this chapter really should have been called "how to get blinks to find you and kill you" anyways, for someone who's been dancing for a decade, versatility is a very big factor in what makes someone a good dancer. lisa is just meh at cutesy style dances and its obvious that shes more comfortable with hip hop. lisa is a great idol dancer but i feel like she wouldn't be pursuing it professionally if she wasnt famous. momo, on the other hand, is a great dancer all round. cant really say anything more, momo's just breathtaking when she dances.

3 | kpop isnt that deep. get a bf/gf

like okay you can go see your idols and support them, but you'll never actually have a relationship with them. as a ff writer i wholeheartedly know that and hope my readers do too. just because you think you love an idol doesn't mean they'll reciprocate that same feeling, at least not in the way you want them to.

4 | bts probably have the weakest vocal line in 4th/5th gen kpop groups

dont really need to say anything. i know bts are supposed to be a hip hop centered group but man, their vocals really are average, maybe even below oop-

5 | the survival show "unit"

for everyone who hyped both of the remaining groups that "debuted" from the unit on yt,,,,, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DEBUTED ISTG

6 | stan loona

IF I HEAR THAT U CANT VOCALLY DIFFERENTIATE LOONAS VOCALS ONE MORE TIME,, IM GONNA CRACK U OPEN LIKE A ROTTEN EGG I- its fine. anyways, if you think that all their songs sound the same and their voices do to, you're just wrong.

stan loona for clear skin

6 | zimzalabim and icy are bops

if you dont like the songs, im sorry your brain is just used to generic and overused kpop song structures ahaha too bad u cant taste all this creativity

7 | somis debut was lowkey a snack

sis really dropped two versatile songs and THEYRE both bops???only somi can relate. although, i do admit outta my head is a bit more pleasant to the ear that birthday (but this is coming from an r&b enthusiast)