Once again, 11 very drunk Sanses huddled around the computer monitor as they loaded up the game,
Geno: Oh my god!
Ink: the graphics! the graphics have increased!
Cross: Did you crash into the tree or did it fall on you?
Dust: Or did the tree crash into you?
Killer: That's a stone ass fence
Horror: that's sum dude ass bat *Insert drunk babble here*
Error: LoOk at aLl tHoSe gRoW aSs bUsHeS!
Reaper: Yo u a cunt ass muthha fucka get the fuck outra mah house!
Nightmare: This is my house!
Error: ImMa cUt a MuThA FuCkA!
Outer: oh night is falling! And Nightmare is falling too!
Thunk!
Nightmare: I'm ok!
* the sun begins to set*
Dream: That is the quickest sunrise I have ever seen!
Geno: That's a hyper sunrise!
*sees house*
Ink: HOOOOO SHIT
Error: oH sHiEt!
*enters house and sees drawings on the wall*
Geno: OH MY GOD!
Cross: NOOOO
Ink: That isn't very artistic!
Dust: Just take the house, the house is a base
Killer: Shits about to pop the fuck up
*finds flashlight*
Nightmare: Is that a flashlight?
*picks up flashlight*
*Everyone starts celebrating for no reason*
*attempts to open door*
Horror: Okay! Doors are so retarded!
Outer: Fuck!
Reaper: FUUUCK!
Geno: Slenderman's holding the other side
Dream: turn up your sensitivity!
*finally manages to open the door*
Dust: Fucking finally!
Ink: *GASP* It's a car!
Cross: Get in the car!
Nightmare: Get in the car so you can run slenderman over!
Error: wE cAn'T
Cross: damn it!
*goes to the kitchen*
Dream: It's a note! Except it's the ones that fuckin....are held up by magnets and you use the marker to write shit!
(The note: Flashlight, Batteries, extra tapes, lighter, Kerosene, LOCK THE HOUSE)
Geno: LOCK THE HOUSE, WE GOTTA LOCK THE HOUSE
*Attempts to close the door they opened*
Outer: LOCK THE DOOR HE CAN GET IN!
Error: i'M TrYInG!
Ink: CLOSE IT BETTER!
*Struggles to close door*
Error: FUuUuUUuK!
Outer: *Random yelp*
Cross: *lets out random yelp in return*
Reaper: I think we need to go outside...
Killer: Okay go out the front door and run
Error: i'M sO fUcKiNg sCaReD! D:
Dust: Then why the fuck are you playing?
Nightmare: Cause not only is Error good at video games, out of all of us he is the most stable to play
*at the front door*
*Error hesitates to open the door*
Horror: DO IT! DOOOO IT!
*struggles to open the door*
Error: fUcK!
Reaper: RUNNNN
Dream: STUPID FUCKING DOOR
Error: FuUuUk!
*finally opens door and gets out of the house*
Geno: Run!
Outer: *lets out another yelp out of frustration*
*finds a missing poster of a human child*
Horror: DAAMMNNN!
Dust: I would fuck the shit out of that!
Horror: I would tap that one wih mah nonexistent bUut!
Dust: Ten outta ten!
*everyone laughs*
*Begins to walk behind the house*
*slenderman is there*
*everyone's laughter turns into screaming*
*Error attempts to go back in the house*
Cross: OH GOD WE CAN'T GET BACK IN
Outer: *panicked yelp*
Error: ThEsE fUcKiNg dOoRs aRe iMpOsSiBlE!
Reaper: I don't like it here!
Geno: WHAT PARK OF LOCK THE DOOR DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
Error: hOlD oN lEt'S cHeCk tHe bAcK wInDoW
Ink: Nope! Nope
Dust: EYUP!
Ink: Nooope!
Dust: Yuuup!
Nightmare: Oh lord he's right there!
*gets close to the window*
*static begins to flood the screen*
*everyone begins to scream*
killer: RUUUNNNN
Horror: and never come back
*goes behind house again*
Error: wHeRe iS hE?
Geno: in the house probably
Reaper: He's in ur dicc!
Dream: oh look a play place!
Ink: go down the slide! Go down the slide!
*on the playground*
Nightmare: we are the king of this play place!
*slides down the slide*
Everyone: WEEEEE
Game: Achievement unlocked - playing on a slide in a horror game
*Everyone laughs*
*to be continued*
