Hello, 'tis I, the author of this shitshow. I would like to dedicate this Sunday's update to a happier subject matter because writing this part of the story makes me sad, so that's what I'm gonna do. So now I present you all with the highest quality stupidity.
Denki: gO sTuPiD gO cRaZy AaAaA GO sTUpID gO CrAZy AAaAA
Kiri: Bakugou already did that
Picture this: Yamada bullied Aizawa when they were in school, but instead of being an actual bully he was only mildly irritating. Doing stuff like ruining Aizawa's heelies, lightly kicking his shin repeatedly, and whispering stupid vines in his ear. Make. It. Cannon.
Deku: Did you do... the d i s h e s?
Todo: I thought- you wanted to do that?
Deku: *takes off mask to reveal he's Toga* HmhMHm YoU WERE W R O N G
Toga: *kidnaps all of class 1-A* Let's all get naked!
1-A: NOO!
Toga: Eh worth a try. I'm the T-to-the-double-E-J-F-U and jesus I can't spell.
Deku: *just exists*
Todo: *gay panic*
Deku: *just exists*
Bakugou: *gay outrage*
No one:
Not a single soul:
Yamada: HEEEEEEEYYYY LISTENERSSS!!!!!
Bakugou in his and Kiri's dorm: YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUUUEEEEE
Kiri: You know damn well what I do and that aint it
Nobody:
Todo while he's making out with Deku: mmm orange juice
That awkward moment when you realize that Todoroki is essentially a Disney princess and therefore must have a musical number at some point in the anime.
The music 1-A listens to:
Todo: CupcaKE
Deku: Wheels On the Bus Death Metal
Baku: Sweater Weather on repeat for eternity
Mina: Lizzo
Jiro: Wake me up inside Goofy version
Denki: Old
Kiri: Town
Sero: Road
Tsu: *Rain Noises*
Iida: Niki Minaj
Momo: Classical Music Dubstep Remixes
Tokoyami: Any songs with electric guitar and the words "wing" or "bird" in the title
Mineta: Porn noises
All Might: Country
Aoyama: SHOWTUNESS
Ok but doesn't it seem like Aoyama is 100% a theater kid? There is no doubt in my mind that he would just walk into class one day and start belting a song.
That's it for now, I hope the picture at the top made you happy cuz it sure made me happy. See y'all on Wednesday for your regularly scheduled slow burn.
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