hi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting
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Hornsy: OK...so I guess were not going to any ancient labs anytime soon, so I guess take a seat and rest your wounds while ill grab beep some new limbs
beep (on Rukia's back) : YAAAAAAAAY
guard1: *panting* sir...scouts have detected...largest horde of starving bandits ever, and they're heading here
hornsy: shit gods fucking dammit, get the harpoons ready
guard2: sir we had a malfunction in the energy grid the defenses are down
hornsy: *slam head into table* FUCK!! FIX IT!
guard2: cant, while you were gone a lot of the guards and workers got dust lung
hornsy: GODS *slam head into table* FUCKING *slam head into table* DAMMIT
guard3: sir we have a-
hornsy: WHAT!!! (with a pissed off look on his bruised face)
guard3: um...raiders riding armored Leviathans are making their way here
hornsy: ...
everyone else:
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((yes I used a weeb meme shut up, it took forever trying to remember the name of the show to find the meme PS: the sauce is endro
hornsy: so...i heard catun is lovely this time of year
