as the morning emerald sun rose across the horizon the sturring of nightly creatures ceased, and all was peaceful. our band of muppets set out on their own journeys: the Warmaster returning home to the south hive; bonesy and Grug the gorillo staying at morn, seeing that after the siege business increased greatly and the duo hornsy and savant getting back to Black Sand City, or what is to BE Black Sand City.
as the 2 approached the waystation a guard recognised hornsy and waved
guard: ey guys, Hornsy returned
guard2: good to have you back
guard3: hey next time you challenge me to pea shooting, im ready
hornsy: hah, I may have left for a while, but that doesn't mean I got sloppy
barkeeper: ah your back, been a while. the horned special?
hornsy: you bloody know it
barkeeper: and you *looks at savant*
savant: oh...uhh, I don't drink, so just water
barkeeper: heh, seriously
savant: try living with a bunch of mad skeletons feeding you nothing but fish and water for 3 pissing years.
hornsy: Damm savant, I never knew you were kept for that long
barkeeper: wait, savant? as in the leader of the skin bandits
hornsy: let me explain
as hornsy finished explaining the reason he left, a group of adventurers entered the bar, at least 6: 2 humans, a Hiver prince and 3 shek
shek adventurer1: hey boss, isn't that savant
hive prince: yea, easy money
human adventurer1: the hell is he doing all the way out here
shek adventurers2: wait is that hornsy with him
human adventurers2: the hell is that guy doing hanging out with a walking bag of money?
hive prince: dunno, well best to get the bounty when his guard is down
the barkeep noticed the adventures with weapons drawn
barkeep: you got trouble, they think the bounty is still available
hornsy: hey, I got this
hornsy then stood up, his massive size towers over even the shek by 1 & half feet
hornsy: so, I guess by your weapons in your hands and seeing that he's here, I guess you want the bounty
hive prince: I don't know what the relationship between you 2 is, so yea, hand him over
hornsy: well seeing i just got back, I guess the news hasn't spread
hive prince: wh-what news?
hornsy: savant of the skin bandits is pardoned and the bounty has been dropped
hive prince: whaaa, why
hornsy: *explains what happened at catun*
hive prince: pff impossible, there's no way you could have done that
hornsy: then go all the way to catun and say that to lord Shiro's face then
shek adventurer1: hey boss of we just take him now before the news spreads we can still get the money
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the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictionhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
