the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs

unravelled truths & lost lore

Hornsy: whoa, big fucking plot twist coming out of the woodwork here. Why didn't you tell us? and don't say "well nobody asked"

Grimmus: it's not that, it's because you would ask a lot of annoying questions. That and maybe you wouldn't want to be friends with something like me

Hornsy: 1, you're kind of correct. And 2,  I would still be your friend dude. now please, tell us about your world

Grimmus then goes on to tell them everything about remnant, the Grimm & his creators the consortium, Faunus, huntsmen academies, his friends, and his journey up until landing here

Grimmus: there, happy?

Hornsy: that actually sounds like a blast to hang out in

Grimmus raised an eyebrow toward him

Grimmus: your serious?

Hornsy: hell yeah!

Ruka: well if you came to this world, why haven't you gone back

Grimmus: the problem is I can't, I came here by accident via getting drunk in an escape pod and launching myself into a rip

Burn: what's that?

Grimmus: it's a temporary tear between dimensions. rather rare and you won't know where your heading. But this project BIFROST could be my ticket home. But I doubt you guys will help me seeing that it's incredibly dangerous. And besides, if the consortium gets their hand on that tech, it will spell S–H-I-T for all who walks on Kenshi

Hornsy: well were going to help you

Everyone, except cat-lon: WHAT?!

Hornsy: guys, would you want to go on an epic adventure to save the world or-

Grimmus: or get annihilated by a 50m armoured giant, or swarmed by hordes among hordes of flesh hungry beasts?

Savant: ...we'll take option 1

Hornsy turned towards cat-lon and gave a warm smile

Hornsy: and will the great cat-lon be our esteemed guide on this venture?

Cat-lon took a moment to ponder, his steel fingers tapping the arm of his cold throne

Cat-lon: im afraid not, I must atone for what I did

Grimmus: alright listen, I did some shit back home when I was with with the consortium that I was not proud of, such as wiping out an entire village, but that's beside the point. The main thing is that you're an immortal machine, meaning that you have all the time in the world to fix the shit you fucked up and redeem yourself. But you're just sitting here moping around like a butthurt man-child. And when an opportunity to save the world comes, as well as possibly reuniting with your best friend that you claim you abandoned, and you're just going to pass up that one in a fucking lifetime opportunity? He wouldn't want you to waste your life rusting in this hellhole, would he?

Cat-lon slammed his fist and stood up sharply from his seat with vigour and purpose

Cat-lon: your right! i've been sitting here for so long! I, Cat-lon and the entirety of the 2nd empire shall help you save this already rotting world!

Hornsy: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

Grimmus looked up at the ceiling with a smug smile on his face