sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiuyhxp4w9I
beep: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
Ruka: POW! You are dead!
beep: I am dead!
Ruka: Chuckling to herself while hornsy is waltzing towards the scene
Ruka: aw, shit
hornsy: Oh! beep is dead!
beep: Yes. I am dead!
hornsy: Why is beep dead?!
Ruka: I dunno.
beep: I think it was-
Ruka & hornsy: Shhh, you are dead!
beep: Ok.
(green enters scene entering HQ)
green: What's up, you wankers?! Who's up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Ruka & hornsy: beep is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
green: beep is dead!
hornsy: Correct!
(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)
hornsy: So, did you see the murderer?
Ruka and green: Nah, sorry mate.
hornsy: *Slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(Ruka and green applause)
green: Ah, well that's nice.
Ruka: I am damn proud right now.
(guard appears in scene)
guard: Atteeeeeeeeention!
(guard rushes to dead beep)
guard: beep is dead!
hornsy: We know!
guard: Who killed him?!
hornsy: We don't know!
guard: I will find clues!
(guard searches through a pile of stuff while sniffing)
guard: What's that? *Grabs knife* A weapon?! That thing is why beep is dead!
Ruka, green, and hornsy: beep is dead?!
guard:* Yes, *Slams hands on a desk (Intense background appears) he died!
Ruka, green, and hornsy: *All shocked*
(Intense background stops, showing Ruka, green, and hornsy standing in front of a green screen)
Dr Chung From far away: Incoming!
(grug crashes the guard into a building wall, killing him.)
Dr Chung: *Exits out of Grug's mouth* move, move! *Pushes Ruka, green, and hornsy away from beep* Move now! *Kisses beep on head*
JE LEEST
the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictiehi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
