Sally and The Werehog

What a Guy, Shadow

At the town, Shadow exclaimed as he sat in his throne of furs, facing the fireplace, "Just who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says 'no' to Shadow!" Hamlet said, "Darn right!" "Dismissed! Rejected! Humiliated!" Shadow moaned in dismay. While Hamlet held out one root beer, Shadow took his hand and Hamlet's, just as he was going to take a drink. With a furious growl, Shadow threw the mugs into the fire, "It's more than I can bear!" Shivering away from the tiny combustion of fire, Hamlet then asked, "More root beer?" "What for? Nothing helpless," Shadow said with a depressed tone, scooting his throne of furs to a left ninety-degree angle away from the little man. "I'm disgraced." Hamlet felt pity for Shadow. So he attempt to cheer him up, "Who, you? Never!" Still displeased, Shadow scooted his throne again, facing the customers. Unfazed, Hamlet rushed up to the hunter's side, setting his arm over the skunk's shoulder and gestured at the three Mobian girls, "You know, there are other girls." The trio waved at Shadow. Shadow merely laid his chin on his hand, not looking at Hamlet, "A great hunter doesn't waste his time with rabbits." The pink pig sighed,

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Shadow

Looking so down in the dumps

Hamlet tried to make a forced smile on Shadow's face, but the latter punched the former into a table of four. Unfazed, Hamlet just sat up on the table,

Every guy here

Would love to be you, Shadow

Even when you're taking your lumps

Even when the burly Mobians drinking their mugs of root beer cheered in agreement, Shadow full faced his throne to the fireplace in despair. Despite this, Hamlet walked up to him, placing his hand on Shadow's shoulder,

There's no man in town

As admire as you

You're everyone's favorite guy!

Hamlet then turned the throne back to the crowd,

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard

To see why...

The three Mobian girl's sighed lovingly. Still grumpy, Shadow pointed his nose up high like he was a very important person. Hamlet continued, stealing a Bear's belt and causing his pants to fall, rushing off,

No one's...

Slick as Shadow

No one's quick as Shadow

Hamlet tied the belt around Shadow's neck, making sure it was tight,

No one's neck is as incredibly thick as Shadow's

For there's no man in town

Half as manly

Shadow merely flexed his neck to break the belt. Unfazed by the belt and the amazement of the Mobians, he glared at Hamlet. Hamlet continued, pointing to Shadow's portrait above the mantelpiece,

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Jack, or Stanley

As he said this, Hamlet jumped on a cat's head, stepped on a donkey's melon, and spun on a goat's noggin. He then jumped back to Shadow,

And they'll tell you whose team

They'd prefer to be on...

Shadow rolled his eyes as Hamlet was grabbed by the cat, the donkey, and the goat. However, instead of attacking the pig, the joined in the song, thrusting Hamlet to Shadow in a playful way,