soobin: "Four packs of toilet paper?"
y/n: "My mom likes to be really prepared going into the new year."
soobin: "Yeah, but four packs?"
y/n: "Consider it a bulk purchase."
soobin: "You've got that right."
[SOOBIN puts toilet paper into cart]
soobin: "What's next?"
y/n: "Hawaiian sweet rolls, 2 packs."
soobin: "Got it. Let's go."
y/n: "You know what I miss?"
soobin: "What?"
y/n: "Riding in the cart like when I was a kid."
soobin: "Who says you still can't?"
y/n: "I'm no longer a kid, duh. People would look at me like I was crazy or something."
soobin: "Who cares what other people think? Get in."
y/n: "No way."
soobin: "Get in before the cart gets full. It's just for a little while."
y/n: (sighs) "If we get kicked out..."
soobin: "We won't get kicked out. I'll push you in peace."
y/n: (laughs) "Okay, I'm getting in. Drive safely please."
soobin: "Yes, baby."
y/n: "What?"
soobin: "You're pretending you're a kid again, right?"
y/n: "Sure but don't call me baby."
soobin: "Fine. How about honey?"
y/n: "What am I, your wife?"
soobin: "Would I not make a good husband?"
y/n: "You'd make a stubborn husband."
soobin: "Everyone needs a little stubbornness in them every now and then."
y/n: "I'm going to divorce you if you don't start pushing the cart to the aisle with bread."
soobin: "Okay, okay. Happy wife, happy life."
y/n: (laughs)
soobin: "Having fun?"
y/n: (whispers) "Yeah but I'm getting lots of weird looks."
soobin: "As expected."
y/n: "Aren't you supposed to do something about it?"
soobin: "Why?"
y/n: "You said you're my husband."
soobin: (laughs) "Oh, right." (clears throat) "EXCUSE ME, EVERYO--"
y/n: "Alright, shh, shh, I just wanted to see if you would do it."
soobin: "Of course I would. I promised it in our vows."
y/n: "Shoot, I already forgot about them. I'm a bad wife."
soobin: "You're a great wife."
y/n: (smiles)
soobin: (smiles)
y/n: "Okay, Husband, pass me those packs of Hawaiian rolls."
soobin: "Got it."
y/n: "Next is vegetables."
soobin: "To the vegetable section."
y/n: "Yes."
soobin: "How about dear?"
y/n: "Huh?"
soobin: "Your nickname."
y/n: "Kinda too corny. You know, I don't think we should have nicknames. I think we should just call each other normally."
soobin: "Agreed. It's hard to come up with nicknames, anyway."
y/n: "As long as it's not too hard to come up with our children's names."
soobin: (silence)
y/n: "I-I was kidding." (forces laugh)
soobin: (clears throat) "Right."
y/n: "...Soobin?"
soobin: "Mhm?"
y/n: "Do you have any New Year's resolutions?"
soobin: "To be braver."
y/n: "In what way?"
soobin: "In telling people how I feel."
y/n: "...oh."
soobin: "I plan to start on that very soon."
y/n: "I see."
soobin: "Yep."
y/n: "I'm going to get out of the cart now. Can you give me a hand?"
soobin: "Sure. Careful."
y/n: "Let me just hop out..."
soobin: "Here."
[SOOBIN wraps hands around Y/N's waist]
y/n: "Thanks."
soobin: "You're welcome."
y/n: "We should get those vegetables."
soobin: "We should."
y/n: "I'll get the onions, carrots, and potatoes. You get the bell peppers, asparagus, and broccoli."
soobin: "Got it. We make a good team."
y/n: "We really do."
y/n: I think I still like you.
