Rufus: Atsui sneezed earlier an' I accidentally said "Shut the fck up" instead of bless you.
Manaka: ....how does that even happen?
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Rei: Hey do you have any shaving cream?
Gray: No I don't like the way it tastes.
Rei: Wait...you eat shaving cream?
Gray: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
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Rufus: *picking berries*
Hira: What are you doing?
Rufus: I'm goin to make pie for some people.
Hira: Those are poisonous berries.
Rufus: I know.
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Gray: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Gray: And I started thinking.
Gray: Like it was just trying to get food.
Gray: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Gray: How would I feel?
Manaka: ...Are you okay?
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Rei: How dumb do they think we are?
Gray: Sometimes mum leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Manaka: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Rufus: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.
Manaka: RUFUS!
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•| The Band Of Seven |•
FantasyThe band of seven are 7 friends that attend the same academy and work together to keep Rave Town safe. They all use different types of magic from elements to vampires and werewolves. But what happens when a certain guy shows up in their town? Who I...
