Gray: *Taking two slices of pizza and stacking them on top of each other*
Hira: That's a lot of calories in one bite.
Gray: That's where you're wrong! By stacking them on top of each other, I've tricked my body into thinking it's only one piece.
Hira:
Hira: That's not how it works.
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Rei: *Dating Tip*: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Rufus: I'm really beginnin to see why're ya still single.
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Rei: Damn, the power went out.
Gray: Don't worry bro I got this.
Gray: *Shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Rei: What the-
Gray: I accidentally swallowed a flash light.
Rei: ...why are you my twin?
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Ryouga *laying in bed*: Subaru, can we go to a haunted house this Halloween?
Subaru: what's wrong with the haunted house we live in?
Ryouga & Erika: W-What?!
Subaru *closing the door as he leaves the room*: Good night.
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Mika: If ya kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.
Rufus: But if ya kill like a hundred killers then it goes down by 99.
Atsui:
Atsui: I GUESS.
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Manaka: I don't think you need anymore coffee.
Rei: Coffee cures depression.
Manaka: It doesn't work like that.
Rei: More expresso less depresso.
Manaka:
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•| The Band Of Seven |•
FantasyThe band of seven are 7 friends that attend the same academy and work together to keep Rave Town safe. They all use different types of magic from elements to vampires and werewolves. But what happens when a certain guy shows up in their town? Who I...
