Rei: Does age matter?
Gray: When it comes to love, absolutely not. Love knows no bounds...it's something that we can't—
Rei: No, not love, you sappy fool...I'm trying to get food from the kids menu, the adult one sucks and I have a hankering for some chicken tenders. Do you think I could pass as 12?
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Atsui: What mouse walks on two legs?
Gray: Mickey
Atsui: Ok, what duck walks on two legs?
Gray: Donald
Atsui: No, it's all of them
Gray: This is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house godammit
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Erika: Adding "uwu" at the end of your sentence makes it harmless and cute!
Manaka: Really? uwu
Hira: That's great uwu
Rufus: I'll murder y'all in yer sleep uwu
Gray: Please don't uwu
Rufus: No promises uwu
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Stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*
Gray: *gently fixes it*
Gray: You can see now
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Rei: Rufus, are you high?
Rufus: am I what?
Rei: High
Rufus: Hello
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Hira: Hey your ex-girlfriend is here
Rufus: Okay I'll call the exterminator
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Gray: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven
Rufus: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction
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•| The Band Of Seven |•
FantasyThe band of seven are 7 friends that attend the same academy and work together to keep Rave Town safe. They all use different types of magic from elements to vampires and werewolves. But what happens when a certain guy shows up in their town? Who I...
