What's wrong with you?! {Davekat}

Star Crossed Lover Resort

(Still 1st person :T)

Continue being Karkat

Now I have a question. Did I miss my birthday? Also. Did I miss senior year? I probably did. Oh well I was basically skipping grades anyway. I finished eating breakfast and we all changed into everyday clothes.

"So what's the plan for today? Considering that it's summer break... again?" Jade says. She was gone for months too. Dirk takes out his phone and spits out his drink. 

"We have a plan!! But we have to go to the airport now!! Don't worry about clothes. The resort provides them. Fuck Jake it's today!!"

"Really?! Shit!! We have to go now!! Everyone c'mon there should be cars outside." Wait what. Dave grabs me.

"Karkat c'mon." Huh?!

"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" 

"We'll explain it in the limo/car. Now quickly." What?!?!?! Everyone runs out the door. Jade and I look so oblivious. We are so oblivious. What is going on..?! We file into a giant limo when we get in it's huge.

"OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" I ask.

"Yeah!" Jade says.

"Okay okay. So while you were gone Dirk and Jake had planned for everyone to go to the resort for their wedding. We only just realized that uhh... we have to leave today. The resort provides clothing and all essentials. It costs millions of dollars." Dave explains. Boy am I glad I have my phone on me. The limo almost immediately arrives at the airport. Wha-. Are we taking a jet?! We all get out and go into the airport. A lady directs us to our plane or uhh. Jet. Kanaya is waiting there with Sollux, Eridan, and Kankri. Fuck idk. We board. 

"We made it in time" Dirk sighs loudly. I look out the window as the jet takes off. Dave is sitting next to me.

"Babe as much as I love to see your ass, can you please sit down. You're making me nervous." I turn to him and stick out my tongue. He sighs before putting his hands on my sides and placing me on his lap. My face heats up.

"Please stay put for me." Dave whispers in my ear. A shiver runs up my spine. He places his arms around me acting as a seatbelt. Nuhuh. I'm not gonna follow your rules. I turn and close the space between Daves lips and my own. His arms move away. I stand up and walk to the other side of the jet leaving Dave to feel defeated. Before I make it to the other side I turn and wink at him. I look out the window on the other side. It's so cool. Even though it's just ocean right now. Something moves in the water. Woah!!

"JADE COME LOOK!! SOMETHING IS IN THE WATER!!" I point at the window. Jade runs over and looks down.

"Woah!! It's a whale!!!" Jade says. 

"I'VE NEVER SEEN A WHALE BEFORE!!" I jump excitedly.

"Really??" Jade asks. I nod.

"I'M FROM ALTERNIA REMEMBER!"

"Oh yeah!! I forgot Trolls came from Alternia!!" Jade says. It's pretty silent until we arrive. We all get off the jet and look out at the resort. Woah... it's huge. This resort is an entire island. I jump up and down. Jade joins me in that. 

"You guys are such children." Dirk says as he walks out. We stick out our tongues at him and keep jumping.

"Alrighty then, kids. Lets get going. The house is this way." Jake chuckles. We follow behind him pointing out everything we see. A giant water slide. An amusement park. Water park. Candy stores :D. Jake leads us down a few streets and we arrive at a tall beach house. My jaw drops. Jade pushes it up slowly. We run inside.