What's wrong with you?! {Davekat}

Star Crossed Lover Resort pt 2.

Become Dave a few minutes ago

We've been waiting on them for a long time. What's the hold up? 

"I'll go check on them." Dirk runs up stairs. He comes back down after a few minutes.

"They left for the beach already. I saw them at the little ocean bar a few meters out into the water." Dirk says. Wow. So much for waiting. We walk across the porch with the pool and water fall. When we reach the other side we step onto the beach.

"Hey!! Guys!! Why'd you leave without u-." I turn and see. Omfg okay okay okay. Deep breath. Hot damn. My face starts burning up. A liquid drips from my nose. Fuck. I cover my nose. What? Why? Why me? Ughhh!! Why is Karkat? Too fucking hot. Nope. Nope. I'm going inside.

"I-I'm gonna go inside for a second my nose is bleeding." I run into the house. Dirk snickers behind me. Ughhh. What was he wearing?! Kanaya ordered that for him?! Is she trying to give me a heart attack?! Fuck fuck fuck! I run into the kitchen and let the blood drip from my nose. The thought of what he is wearing keeps popping into my head.

"Omg Karkat is a Disney Princess!!" I hear Jade shout. I look out the window and see Karkat. Petting. A. Fucking. Dolphin. The fuck?! My nose starts dripping more. Okay Strider calm down. I know he looks cute as hell. But you have to contain yourself. I splash cold water on my face. The bleeding stops. Whew. Okay. Just chill. You're fine. F I N E. Fine. I sigh then head back out. If it's that bad just stay inside. Awwe fuck but I have to sleep with him. Ughh why does he make this harder than it already is?! I inhale and exhale slowly. I walk up to the beach. Karkat is still sitting on his floaty. Dirk, Jake, Rose, And Roxy have already got into the water

Uhh lets do an outfit run down. 

Karkat: (already explained)

Jade: (already explained)

Rose: same thing as Jade but purple.

Kanaya: same thing as Jade but dark green.

Roxy: dark blue swim shirt and shorts (as Roxy being confirmed as trans I'm gonna refer to him as NB because of different timelines.)

Kankri: red swim shirt and shorts.

Dave: red tank top, golden blouse, red swim shorts with crimson red gears at the bottom.

Sollux: tank top with red on one side and blue on the other, yellow blouse and swim shorts.

Eridan: purple swim shirt and  shorts

Dirk:  golden swim trunks. (It feel so awkward to say "trunks"...)

Jake: green blouse and swim trunks (XD)

(That's it)

I take in the scenery. Sollux and Eridan set up a beach umbrella and towels. Kankri is sitting on the porch. I join him. We sit in silence.

"Y9u  w6nt t9  m6rry my br9th9r is th6t c9rr9ct?" Kankri speaks. Speaks.

"Wait shit you can talk?!"

"Y9s. I'm just shy." Kankri actually talks.

"Does Karkat know?!"

"N9. I find it 96si9r if I didn't b9th9r him with my r6mbling. But y9u did n9t 6nsw9r my qu9sti9n."

(IM SORRY THAT I FORGOT HOW HIS TYPING QUIRK WORKS)

"I uhh... yeah... I do." I scratch the back of my head. He signs to me. 'I promise I won't tell anyone about the ring I found in your box of clothes'. My eyes widen. When did he have time to do that?!