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Chapter Thirty-Nine: Dinner

A/N: You guys REALLY upped your comment game last chapter and it made me SO FREEKIN HAPPY. Y'all are hilarious. Can I just say: 'I love you'. That's all.

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Chapter Thirty-Nine: Dinner

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Fab Four Group Chat:

Melanie: does anyone else feel... really old?

Vicky: ;) 15th wedding anniversary... romantic city... sexy husband... I'm feeling pretty good

Melanie: oh yeah, congrats btw. Time flies

Dylan: don't worry luv, I told them not to fuck on the kitchen counters while we're gone

Gavin: I can still remember the first day I met that kid, when he was a toddler
Now he's screwing my daughter

Vicky: 😉 not screwing, 'making love'

Dylan: he has my genes, Gav, dw she's being taken care of

Gavin: your genes are exactly what worries me

Vicky: I raised him right, Gavin. Take a valium and get over it honey

Melanie: she seemed happy when I texted her this morning
Have you heard from Luke?

Dylan: kid's worried you'll chop off his balls at dinner tonight

Melanie: lol did he actually message you?

Vicky: he said "if you guys get back into town and I've disappeared, it's bc I'm buried in Uncle Gavin's backyard"
Go easy on the poor kid, plz. He really does just want her to be happy yk

Dylan: I bet Fee's the one that talked him into it in the first place. She's just like her mother

Vicky: *into her 😉

Gavin: Thanks for the mental image, Victoria

Vicky: you're just sad bc now you're not the only guy she's calling daddy...

Dylan: ha, good one 

Vicky: we'd make the best in-laws...

Melanie: she is sixteen yrs old, Vicky. A little young for marriage?

Gavin: and for sex

Dylan: Darcy lost it at 15, my boy

Melanie: how would you even know that

Dylan: obviously he asked me for pro tips

Vicky: Sienna's a lucky girl

Gavin: Feeling mildly homicidal rn. I'm muting the chat at least until after dinner

Vicky: just try not to imagine them in bed together, might help