[Baby X Ballora One-Shots]

have it

Human/Crossover/whatever AU; Baby: (phone rings)

Micheal: (looks over at caller ID)

Micheal: You still call mother 'mommy'?

Baby: (picks up)

Baby: (dead pan) Hi Ballora.

Micheal:

Had to do it.

Human AU; Ballora: God, Ive been tossing everything since last night!

Funtime Freddy: B-BABY!

Baby: What?! What is it?!

Funtime Freddy: B-Ballora's pregnant!

Baby:

Baby: No, she's sick and she has a fever.

I was never pregnant, Trisha.

Lolbit: Hey man, can I have some of your water?

Baby: It's not water.

Lolbit: Hah, vodka, I se-

Baby: It was wine.

Baby: I am reverse Jesus, I am Satan.

Lolbit:

Ballora: It's tap water from the bathroom sink.

I may or may not be trashing this one with vines and old shit.

Ballora: You ever, y'ever.

Funtime Foxy: You all, y'all.

Baby: You eat, Y'EAT.

Lolbit: jesus fuck

Have fun.

Lolbit: I wanna see how this pans out.

Bonnet: Let me get this straight.

Ballora: Can I run this bi you?

Baby: Les be honest here.

Funtime Foxy: I've got a few aces up my sleeve.

Ennard:

Ennard: I thought you were gay-

Derived from that one tumblr post.

Animatronic AU; Baby: I swore on my life that I've been a good girl!

Ennard: Don't you mean, 'swear'?

Baby:

Baby: I died you dumbass.

Camila Cabello's song is stuck in my head.

High school AU; Funtime Foxy: Wanna go to the movies?

Baby: Sorry, I'll be doing stuff.

Ballora: (walking up behind Baby) Yeah, I'm 'stuff'.

Going super cliché with these ones, there's gonna be a shit ton.

Human AU; Everyone: (at the mall and on an escalator going up)

Baby: (tries to step up and missteps, tripping over herself)

Ballora: (behind Baby)

Baby: (falls backwards onto Ballora)

Ballora: (catches baby)

Ballora: That escalated quickly.

Puns for days bro.

Human AU; Funtime Freddy: (holding a cookie baking contest) Lets-ets make some c-c-cookies!

Funtime Foxy: (forgets the chocolate chips but still makes decent cookies)

Ballora: (makes perfect cookies cause we know she got skill)

Baby: (partially burns one but the rest are fine)

Baby: FUCK!

Cake Wars and Cupcake Wars.

High school AU; Lolbit: Happy Valentine's Day! 

Baby: Why do you say that whenever you see me and Ballora together?

Lolbit: Christmas is too far away for me to use mistletoe.

Baby: I fucking hate you.

I'm a day late I know shut up

Human AU; Ballora: (teaching several toddlers to try and dance at one time)

Baby:

Lolbit:

Baby: I'm saying it because you can't anymore.  Spider mom.

Ballora: Thanks, I like it.

Lolbit: Bull-

I dunno, I like this one.

High school AU; Funtime Foxy: You whore!

Ballora: Gasp

Lolbit: (running in because she heard cussing) What happened?! Who did what?!

Baby: Sigh

Baby: Ballora took a single fry from Funtime Foxy.

The only time I will call you a whore is if you touch my FRENCH FRIES!

High school AU; Baby: You wanna go bro?!

Ballora: Yeah I wanna go!

Baby: You wanna a go on a date bro?!

Ballora: I will fucking kiss you bro!

Funtime Foxy: (to Ballora) This is what happens when we leave you with Lolbit for too long.

I think this was a vine at some point, or it's similar to one idk

High school AU; Lolbit & Baby: (fucking around in the dressing room when they're supposed to be getting dressed for dress rehearsal)

Lolbit: (takes out her phone to take a picture of Baby)

Baby:

Ballora: (coming in to check up on them)

Ballora: You two are cancerous.

Saw this in a TikTok I know shut up

Human AU; Baby: Give me your sadness!

Ballora: No!

Baby: GIVE ME YOUR SAD SAD CRY DEPRESSION!

Ballora:

Ballora: no

I'm losing my touch honestly.

But that's all I can do. I tried to do this for Valentine's Day but I got busy.

Peace, RJ.