Walter Hates The News

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Walter: I hate the news! Nothing but depressing things!

Me: I don't blame you, Walter! I'm in the same boat as you!

Jack: You guys are in a boat?

countrystronggirl: No, Jack! It's a figure of speech!

Jack: They just said, they were in a boat! Where, on the ocean?

ilovemybooks2000: Jack, come on! Don't be an idiot!

Jack: You guys must have amazing boating adventures!

Kayriss7: Jack, shut it!

Jack: Is there a specific name for this boat?

HermioneGranger5117: Permission to beat this dude up?

ilovemybooks2000: Permission granted!

HermioneGranger5117: *starts beating up Jack* SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

Jack: *getting beat up*

Walter: As I was saying, I hate the news!

Me: So do I!

countrystronggirl: Ditto!


This story was written on Friday, March 13th, 2020.

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