Cheeseburgers For All

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Me: *grilling burgers on the grill* Wait for it! Done! *uses the spatula to take the burgers off* Burgers are ready! Cheese is right here! Just let me add something to the burgers for good taste! *quietly snickering*

MaryKLago: I'm starving! *eats her burger*

Into-The-Echo: *eats her burger*

ilovemybooks2000: *eats her burger*

Kayriss7: *eats her burger* This burger tastes funny.

Walter: Yeah, I noticed. What in plum tarnation did you put in these burgers, son?

Me: It's a secret recipe!

countrystronggirl: *spits out her burger* There's kitty litter on my burger!

MaryKLago: Mine too! *spits out her burger*

Everyone Else: *spits out their burger*

Me: *laughing hysterically* April Fool's!!!!!

MaryKLago: *anger boiling inside* WHY YOU NO GOOD TWO TIMING SILLYHEAD! *gets out of her seat and starts chasing me* I'LL GET YOU BACK!!

Me: *running away from Mary* You'll never catch me!

MaryKLago: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!! *still running after me*

Into-The-Echo: Let's get him! *joins the chase*

Everyone Else: *joins the chase*

Me: *still running away from everyone* Ain't I a stinker?


This story was written on Wednesday, April 1st, 2020. (April Fool's Day)

A/N Serves you right, Mary! *still running away from everyone* Oh, hi folks! As you can see, I made a lot of people angry with my April Fool's joke! Gotta make this short! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks! *still running from everyone* 😂😂😂😂😂😂💙💙😂💙😂💙😂💙😂💙😂😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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