Me: *playing video games*
Kayriss7: *hears the doorbell* I wonder who that can be?
Me: Jack, answer the door.
Jack: Why can't you do it?
Walter: Just do it!
Jack: Okay! *opens the door to see Mary* Who the heck are you?
MaryKLago: I should be asking you the same thing! *suitcase in hand*
Me: *gasps* Mary's back!!!! *runs over and hugs her tightly* Babe, I missed you so much!!!
MaryKLago: *being hugged tightly* Babe, you're strangling me! I missed you too! Thanks for guarding the fort, while I was away!
Jack: You know her?
Me: Yes, Jack! Jack, this is Mary! Babe, this is Jack!
MaryKLago: Nice to meet you, Jack!
Jack: You too, Melissa!
MaryKLago: It's Mary!
Jack: Right, sorry.
countrystronggirl: Howdy! I'm Dayla!
MaryKLago: I'm Mary!
Jack: Who's Dayla?
countrystronggirl: That's me, stupid!
Jack: Wait, what's she doing? Is she spending the night?
Me: Jack, she lives here! This is her house!
Jack: Who lives here?
MaryKLago: Me! I live here! Excuse me, I have to unpack! *walks upstairs, heels clacking on the stairs, and taking her suitcase*
Jack: What's she all dressed up for?
Me: That's her style, Jack. Black dress, black nylons, and black high heels.
Jack: I see. Where was she coming from, anyway?
Me: Georgia. She was on a business trip in Atlanta.
Jack: Georgia is 15 minutes away!
countrystronggirl: You idiot! Georgia is in the South!
Jack: This is the South!
Kayriss7: Moron! This is Idaho! We're out west! Georgia is a southern state, on the East Coast! Idaho is not a southern state!
Jack: You girls miss living in Georgia?
Kayriss7: Dude, seriously? We're from Louisiana!
Jack: Right, then you moved to Georgia.
Kayriss7: *grunts in frustration and knocks out Jack* Shut your lid!!! You're so stupid, and annoying!
Jack: *out cold*
MaryKLago: *walks downstairs* What's all the commotion?
Me: Jack was acting all stupid. These girls are from Louisiana, and he insisted that they used to live in Georgia.
countrystronggirl: And, my sister knocked him out.
MaryKLago: He reminds me of someone. I just can't quite fathom who. Babe, do you remember his name? I used to whack him with my frying pan a lot. He's dead now.
Me: George?
MaryKLago: Yeah, that's it! George!
countrystronggirl: Who was George?
MaryKLago: Sit down, and I shall tell you the story of George Anton!
This story was written on Monday, March 16th, 2020.
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