Stacey: I have cancer.
Me: Oh no!
Stacey: Yes. I have 6 months to live. The cancer has spread everywhere. The doctors couldn't stop it in time.
Me: That's awful!
Stacey: I'll be called up to Heaven, soon.
Me: I'll miss you, Stacey.
Stacey: Don't be sad for me, buddy. Just gotta live out my last days, with fun!
Me: I see.
Stacey: Oh, and buddy?
Me: What is it?
Stacey: Just joking! I don't have cancer! It was a joke!
Me: That's not funny, Stacey!
Stacey: *laughing hysterically* You're so gullible!
countrystronggirl: Not cool! *grabs her by her arm*
Stacey: Hey! Let go! *pulls back* What's your problem?
countrystronggirl: Undertaker, bring in the casket!
Undertaker: *brings in the casket and opens it*
Stacey: What, is there a funeral, going on?
countrystronggirl: Yes, for you! Consider this your punishment! Jokes about having cancer are not cool! *lifts Stacey and puts her inside the casket, and slams it shut*
Stacey: *from inside the casket* Let me out!!! I can't breath, you psycho!!!
countrystronggirl: *sits down on the casket* No, you're staying in there! Forever and ever!
Stacey: LET ME OUT!!!! I'M SUFFOCATING IN HERE!!!!!!
This story was written on Saturday, March 14th, 2020.
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