Jack: You're from Nevada, right?
RoraLovesStuffff: What? No, I'm from Florida!
Jack: Thought you were from Las Vegas!
RoraLovesStuffff: I'm from Florida!
Me: He's an idiot, what can I say?
RoraLovesStuffff: I agree! Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
Jack: Alaska.
Kayriss7: No, stupid! You're from Arkansas!
Jack: *being his stupid self* Arkansas?
Kayriss7: Yes! Hello? Arkansas?
Jack: *looks at her all stupid* Huh?
Kayriss7: The Land Of Opportunity? The Natural State? Capital is Little Rock? Does that ring a bell?
Jack: *now realises what she is talking about* Oh, Arkansas! Yes, I'm from Arkansas!
Kayriss7: *facepalm* Why does this moron have to be so dumb?
countrystronggirl: We gotta get some brain cells for this fool, sis!
RoraLovesStuffff: Have you flunked Geography, or something? You seem pretty stupid.
Jack: Hey, I try my best! Don't you miss California?
RoraLovesStuffff: I just told you, I'm from Florida! Pay attention, moron! I am new here to Idaho! Bet you can't even figure out the capital of this state!
Jack: Twin Falls is the capital of Idaho!
RoraLovesStuffff: I didn't think so. It's Boise! Ay carumba!
MaryKLago: Bart Simpson's catchphrase!
Jack: You should marry Homer Simpson! *laughing*
MaryKLago: *snarls* Why you little!!!! *strangles Jack like Homer strangles Bart*
Jack: *being strangled*
All Of Us: *laughing hysterically while watching Mary strangle Jack*
The Simpsons theme song plays.....
Gracie Woman: Shh!
The music plays......
20th Century music plays.....
This story was written on Saturday, March 21st, 2020.
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