Kayriss7: *listening to Japanese music*
Jack: Why are you listening to Chinese music, for?
Kayriss7: For your information, it's Japanese music.
Jack: *stares at her dumbfounded*
Kayriss7: Music from Japan?
Jack: Oh. Japanese, Chinese, same thing.
Me: Jack, Chinese and Japanese are different.
Jack: Sushi is good food. Best Chinese food around!
MaryKLago: Sushi is Japanese food, moron! Chicken Hibachi, spicy tuna rolls, chicken teriyaki, all from Japan! Chinese food is sweet and sour chicken, orange sesame chicken, General T'sao's chicken, egg rolls, Peking duck, all from China!
Jack: Oh.
countrystronggirl: He needs brain cells!
ilovemybooks2000: Apparently, there is no cure for stupidity. Once a nitwit, always a nitwit!
Me: Facts, babe!
Jack: The capital of Japan is Beijing, and the capital of China is Tokyo.
RoraLovesStuffff: Ya see? He's a nitwit, no doubt about it!
Jack: Sumo wrestling is very popular in China!
Kayriss7: *bursts out laughing* I can't...... I'm sorry....
Jack: What? It's true! Very well known in China!
Kayriss7: *still laughing hysterically*
Jack: Go ahead, and laugh at me. I know what I'm talking about.
Tina: You wish, loser.
Charlie: You're an uneducated moron!
Jack: I know what I'm talking about, alright? If Kay could stop laughing....
Dana: I don't know who you are, but you don't seem all that intelligent.
Jack: I don't know who you are either.
This story was written on Friday, April 10th, 2020. (Good Friday)
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