All Of Us: *watching King Of The Hill*
The King Of The Hill theme song plays.....
MaryKLago: This is the episode where Cotton disrespects women. He teaches Bobby a bad example.
Jack: Cotton?
Tina: The old dude, stupid! The one that lost his shins!
Jack: Oh, you mean the short guy?
Tina: Yes, eternally clueless one!
Cotton: Take of them gloves! That's women's work! *speaking to Bobby*
Peggy: Leave him alone! He's a good helper!
Cotton: Whatever you say, Hilary!
Me: Cotton is so rude!
ilovemybooks2000: He killed fiddy men!
Me: King Of The Hill has first aired in 1997.
MaryKLago: 1997? You're so smart, babe!
Charlie: As Good As Gets came out in 1997!
Jack: What kind of movie was that?
Charlie: It was a comedy drama, that starred Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Greg Kinnear, and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Jack: Oh. Beavis and Butthead came out in 1997, too.
Charlie: No, it came out in 1993.
MaryKLago: Beavis and Butthead are stupid!
Me: They sure are! They're stupid as Jack is!
Jack: Hey!
ilovemybooks2000: Yeah, they sound like buttmunches!
Tina: Yes!
This story was written on Sunday, April 5th, 2020.
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